Joshua Murphy

super fucking cool...born in downey....what's up downey??!!!! .... across the street from the boeing space and military reseach defense labratory............with an umbillical chord around my neck wrapped tight...thrice......three times.....while choking on my own fecies...a condition described as macomian fecies ingestion....which gave me a severe case of aspiration pneumonia....landing me my first months gig in the downey critical infant care trauma center...i killed......excluding me later from the priveledge...yes...priveledge..of breast milk from my mother who dried up on me and left me hanging to face an adolescence of considerably less heighth than what was destined and had I not been born in shitty downey across the street from a toxic waste chemical nightmare science experiment lab ...totally privatised...for the defense portion of our government...which left me milk free during those formative baby years...my dad is 6 foot 6 and my mom is five foot one...I could have used the extra fucking milk...I'm 5'11"into quantum physics.....humor.....not into weightliftingraised by psychadellic lesbians on an organic compound on the central coast of california and by my father....a master attorney who is the ceaser of arroyo grande californiagreat whistlerpop locking expertkaraoke master...I defy your skills and challenge you to a battle...anytime...in my sleep...while I'm taking a shit...faxing a friend...driving on the wrong side of the road...memorizing a part in armenian for a cat food commercial audition(regional)....while simultaenously drinking warm orangina from the day beforedeal with that!-out