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FOXYCOCK

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About Me

Foxycock (n) 1. Truly extreme pop/rock satire/political bossa nova, filtered through unicorn influenced space rainbow jazz. 2. Illuminati Rock!If youve ever wondered what it would sound like if an atomic bomb the size of a black hole exploded backwards inside the ass of the universe...well get ready to find out with the smooth sounds of Foxycock! On their debut album, "Black Music For White People" released in summer 2005, Foxycock embark on a trans-galactic musical journey of comedic catharsis to bring theLost Power Chordback to earth, destroy the powers that be through peaceful means and score some space weed. The music of Foxycock projects the listener through a one-hour sonic wormhole of infinite awkward possibilities into a universe on the brink of destruction. Both juvenal and sophisticated, inspiring and offending, the New York Times says, "Foxycock answers the ultimate question of life!" Taking on such timely and controversial subjects as trans-racial eroticism, 9/11 nostalgia, 80s music obsession, internet porn addiction, gay childrens songs and reptilian/ humanoid baby eating government leaders, Foxycocks music, though not for the weak of heart, is sure to provoke, offend and/or entertain you. More information is available at Foxycock.comBio - Part 1
After decimating the Scandinavian music scene, Foxycock hoped on the first illegal Japanese fishing vessel and headed straight to Greenland. Not much of a music scene in Greenland so they continued southwest to Nova Scotia. After an initial warm reception, they were brutally mocked and raped by polar bears and barely escaped with their lives... and a hit song! Spreading their gospel like a plague from the artic north they continued on their fateful journey west. Enraging political opposition along the way, confronting religious bigotry, exposing and overthrowing corporate fascism, and trying to get laid, their catchy hit songs pull humanity both forward and backward at the same time. Putting their previously before unmentioned alien abduction/molestation behind them, Foxycock forge on, into the unchartered territory of a post-Foxycock world.You can Purchase our 1st cd Black Music for White People HERE or hereor here ..Just listen to what the critics are saying about 'Black Music For White People' . . . ." . . . a tongue in cheeck tour de force" Kelefa Sanneh, NY Times"The antidote to Armegeddon." Mel Gibson"An epic stoner musical comedy." Lee Smith, famous musicianor, you can just give us money here

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/17/2005
Band Website: foxycock.com
Band Members: Josh Murphy - Lead vocals, guitar, ass shaking
Douglas Smolens (eldouje) - Guitar, keyboards, drums, producerFeaturing:
Lee Smith - Drums
Kevin Kmetz - Lead Guitar
Tim Smolens - Bass
Adam Stacey - Keyboards
Jason Schimmel - Guitar
Guy de Rothschild - General evilness

Influences: Ween, Motley Crue, Frank Sinatra, David Icke , Ambrosia, Ratt, Slayer, The Illuminati, Yes, Garth Brooks, Duran Duran, the Smothers Brothers, Don Salsa, Scientology, Alex Jones ......a unicorn fart approaching the event horizon of a black hole as it stretches out into infinity......straight past an effeminate, drunk leprauchaun shamelessly pleasing himself at the expense of a space rainbow trapped in the orbit of a nearby astroid......into a vortex of self loathing and pain......a pain you can not begin to understand...............I don't know..........who or what do you think we sound like? Some guy said he wouldn't be our myspace friend unless we mentioned the following...Baby eaters......Sprite...OPEC...Tenacious D....L Ron Hubbard...Britney Spears.....Jebulon.....Masonic Rituals

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Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Cock Rises Again!

Thursday, March 27 2008Wow! So much has been happening with Foxycock lately, it’s almost too much to recount, but we’re gonna try. " Foxycock has filmed, edited and are releasing their ...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:29:00 PST

album two coming soon by foxycock

we are working on album number two as we speak at our pagoda mansion studio..two of them actually....one in osaka japan..the other one in san luis obispo county, california erected by my fatherits a ...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

BOOK FOXYCOCK NOW!

(using tony robbins subliminal mind control techniques . . . )You want to book Foxycock for a satirical/pop/rock tour de force dont you. of course you do. it would be the funniest and most entertain...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:01:00 PST

hellfire....god save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wrote a new song for foxycock album two...about fake terror threats and military industrial complexes and the likes......EMAIL ME AT [email protected] AND I'LL SEND YOU A COPY.....but anyways...t...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:48:00 PST

its ubelievable...we are consistenly rocking the north of california

the three shows so far out of six have been able to play have been panty dropping good...ball smashing, shit eating fantastic.....half of foxycock...will be moving to los angeles shortly(end of july)....
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

FOXYCOCK!!!!! ...album two.."Bringin it back...the lost powerchord!!!!!!"

FOXYCOCK!!!!! ...album two...coming soon!!!!Second album in construction right now. Album title:"Bringin it back...the lost powerchord!!!!!!"...in this albums episode FOXYCOCK get raped once again by ...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:32:00 PST

CA tour in July - new song Posted "Office Techno"

Foxyfans,get ready for the CA world tour in july with Foxycock and God of Shamisen. we will be bringing our blend of hauntingly infectious and offensive pop/rock masterpieces to unsuspecting towns a...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:27:00 PST

foxycock vs the un council

fuck the U.N-bastards-murderers...rat cum drinkers....set up by the global elite...they decide which conflicts are real, news worthy and deserving of their attention/money...turning a semi blind eye ...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:48:00 PST

Foxycock set to release debut album, Black Music For White People in june 2005!

If youve ever wondered what it would sound like if an atomic bomb the size of a black hole exploded backwards inside the bowels of the universe...well get ready to find out with the smooth sounds of ...
Posted by FOXYCOCK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST