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About Me

i am lauren! im a nerdy fun loving mosher who hates chavs and erm...well i just hate chavs!lmao! call me what you want. i dont give two hoots. im not at all boring to be around(if i do say so myself) and theres nothing more that i love in the world than the people who know me and love me!(fam and friends). i love Doctor Who(it RULES!) and i love Trapdoor and i love Monty Python...films, flyin circus..all of it. love travelling...erm...i cant really describe me in a little box....theres 16 years of Laurenness here.....i go school (surprise surprise) and il b doing my A levels next year hopefully. i dont really know what i want 2 b wen im older.....actress...undercover cop...who knows? feel free 2 check out my msn space - www.spaces.msn.com/members/vampirebitch666 - its a lot better there and i update it more. feel free 2 add me as a friend! ill love u 4 it!! ...ok ill shut up now...
SOME FUCKING SHIT ABOUT ME - The (re-fucking-edited) Survey
Name: Lauren Marie Saunders
Birthday: the twentyfirst day of the fourth month of the year one-thousand ninehundred and ninty nine
Birthplace: north london-chase farm(god hlp us!!)
Where the hell are you: im in london. in my house
Eye Color: blue grey...bit of orange in the middle
Hair: red(not ginger thou)
Height: 5"8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: fully blooded british!
The Shoes You Wore Today: the balck converes i drew all over
Your Weakness: family and friends
Your Fears: BOOHBAHS!! and needles:(
Your Perfect Pizza: hawian..deep pan...with the cheese in the crust...mmmmmmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive!
Your Most Overused Phrase On .. lol!! (or) im bored!
Thoughts First Waking Up: mmpfff...what time is it?...ah i can stay in bed for another 5 mins........zzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes?
Your Bedtime: wenever
Your Most Missed Memory: huggin my nan.....shes dead now
Pepsi or Coke: coke....dirt coke....the normal ones RANK
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccyDs
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither..
&..39;Chocolate or Vanilla:' choco!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee! but NOTHIN beats a gd cuppa tea!
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck yes(and need 2 fucking cut down)
Do you Sing: i attempt it lol
Do you Shower Daily: if i can b bothered
Have you Been in Love: nope.....just infatuated
Do you want to go to College: yep...hopin 2 start in september
Do you want to get Married: mayb
Do you believe in yourself: in some things yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes....but rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: i dont c it..but others do
Are you a Health Freak: nope...im a junkfood eating, slobbish couch potato.....unles im up runnin about
Do you get along with your Parents: atm yes lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: i lik tryin 2 work out how far away the lightenin blot is judging on the time between the flash and the roll of thunder
Do you play an Instrument: i try n play the gtar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you done any drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ergh no
In the past month have you been on Stage: :D yeppers!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: of corse!
Ever been called a Tease: nope...ima gd girl :P
Ever been Beaten up: npe
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: dramatically
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a piece of paper
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere and everywere i havent visited so far!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not 2 bothered......but greens nice
Favourite Hair Color: not 2 bothered...depends on the perosn
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: mayb a bit taller than me?
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style: the kind that makes every1 think...wot a feckin freak...but makes me think.....hey i got them trousers!!
Number of virginities I have taken: zilch
Number of CDs I own: eh? i dnt keep count!
Number of Piercings: only 2 :(
Number of Tattoos: non as of yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: as i always say 'u only ever regret the things you dont do'....i only regret the things i didnt tak the chance on.
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My Interests

DRAMA, playin my loverly guitar, moshing, socialisin, gettin shloshed, being a right twat and a 1/2, watchin films, learning new things, travelling, reading...computing...though sometimes it stresses me out... ...lozzy no know? i like animals!!

I'd like to meet:

QUEEN!! I saw queen last june wen they came on as a surprise guest at the foo fighters hyde park gig. it was one of the gr8st moments of my life. id lvoe 2 meet freddie mercury obviously. a girl can dream :( dave grohl and kurt cobain. jonny depp. DAVID TENNANT!who else? michael palin. he rules. if i got stuck on a desert island id wna be stuck there wif him (excludin family n frends)...he rules man. hu else? the monty python crew. i wna c my dear kelz more.....anybody who would be able to cope with me really. and Jack Black! im gna experiment and see how our kids wuld turn out!!! but seriously.......id love to meet....i duno...dave grohl seems seriously cool...and ooooo DAVID TENNANT!!...all my favourite bands and erm......oh! dus it matter!?!?!

Music:

my favourite band ever is Queen. Ever ever Ever. Long Live freddie. but yeah...anything decent...meaning.....punk/metal/grunge/emo(sumtimes)/screamo = rock n roll baby!! i quite like latino and dance. i can listen to anything(cept all the hip hop/rnb crap). From Indie to Thrash Metal. and it sounds a bit odd...but i lik jazz too. its just so.....showbiz and yet so meaningful. ahh tis gr8. /

Movies:

CORPSE BRIDE!! ALL XMEN FILMS!! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!! MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!! MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN!! MONTY PYTHON'S MEANING OF LIFE!! AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT BY MONTY PYTHON!! LITTLE NICKY!! RATRACE.....*goes on all day*.......comedy horror thriller not too fussed on those 'chick flick' ones but i will watch em OH AND THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING....DISNEY FILMS ROCK!! HUMFH!

Television:

DOCTOR WHO!!fairly odd parents, THE YOUNG ONES, little britain, MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS!!,music channels...lik kerrang scuzz MTV2 and sumtimes Q AND TRAPDOOR! and i LOVE balamory!! my little sister jasmin got me into that. i dont care what anybody sez it fuckin RULES!! and love simpsons.and futurama. and south park. basically i love cartoons.ooo and jonny bravo - hes a prick lmao! watch eastenders sumtimes, but i dnt really lik any of the other soaps....cept sumtimes i have no choice but 2 watch corination street with my mum.....w8..y m i goin on about this... i watch wrestlin wen its on. i think its brilliant. i dnt kno any1s names but i just lik the violence(even thou its a bit fake) and i find it funny :D i also watch porn.......lol jkin. or am i.....?

Books:

ill read anything the whole way through if i dont get bored with it 1st. im reading this really long philosophy book atm. i like meaningful and educational stuff. coz im a bit of a nerd you see. and il b the 1st person 2 admit it. sounds cliche but The Da Vinci Code is good...and the life of Pi. atm im readin Trainspotting, and Memoirs of a Geisha, and freddies biography. all bin gr8 so far :D

Heroes:

hmmm.....i dnt really have a hero.....coz heros r perfect but no1 is perfect r they? spiderman is my fav superhero(my dad dressed up as him for my 16th birthday party!LMAO!), but really batman should be......funny thing is i detest spiders but i love bats....ANYWAYS....spiderman the film is gr8....and the upside down kiss thing is genuis. and toby maguire looks alite in it!!!but...heros...... i think dave grohl is amazing. AND THE SEXY MULTI-TALENTED FANTASITC MAN LOOKED @ US @ THE FOO FIGHTER GIG I WAS AT!! im sure of it. dave if ur readin this.....u rock dude!!!! And Queen as well. omg..there was this foo fighter gig in june 2006 in hyde park..and i went(obviously) and OMG! QUEEN MADE A GUEST APPEARENCE!! I SAW BRIAN MAY AND ROGER TAYLOR!! i almost fainted. fekcin hell. but yeah Queen r my heros.spesh freddie. LONG LIVE FREDDIE!!

My Blog

BEWARE OF THESE TWO!!

this is not being bitchy. far from it. beware of these 2...Marie and Christelle.  they are the most canniving, selfish and most horrible people ive ever met. this is the icing on the cake: we we...
Posted by Lozz on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST