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Ziffolcat

I love it when you're here, but I'm better when you're gone

About Me

..I'm just your average Jane....... I live life like it's my last..
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Your dating personality profile:
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. Your date match profile:
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Intellectual
2. Funny
3. Big-Hearted
4. Practical
5. Outgoing
6. Athletic
7. Adventurous
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Liberal
10. Traditional
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Funny
2. Practical
3. Conservative
4. Shy
5. Big-Hearted
6. Traditional
7. Intellectual
8. Religious
9. Athletic
10. Adventurous

Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating DiversionsI'm a goofy chick, ask anyone... I don't care what anyones opinion of me is, they're only human....... I'm a Honey Bear Dancer for Chicago..A workaholic and....I'm semi-dramatic.. I'm creative... I'm not unique, because everybody else is...I'm bitter.. I'm an artist.. I'm a fake..I'm a dreamer.. I'm a musician..I enjoy alcohol... and I know how to get my juke on ..Check the JUKE and look under at the IMAGESJ'adore music, write and play .. Cello for 14 years.. I love finding out about my ethnic roots.. I live in Aurora, Illinois...yes. Waynes World.. I attend Waubonsee Community College in Sugar Grove, obtaining a major in secondary education, emphasis in art, a second major in photography and a minor in music.... then I will be transfering to NIU..after I milk community college for all of the Gen. Ed. classes I can get ...I'm always working... My friends come before boys...I like making a fool of myself... I tend to be more of a conservative thinker when it comes to politics...though, I have much respect for everyones opinion as long as they can support it and have justified reasons..I'm a physical person, I need touch.. the little things mean so much more...I like to cook, sew, knit and garden... I love debate discussions..I have to use Q-tips everyday... I LOVE Chicago.My favorite animal is the Buffalo..I'm married to music...I don't do that drama for yo' mama thing... I have no problem cutting anyone out of my life...People refer to me as "the quirky girl".. you know, the girl everyone knows of, that's really weird and has odd hobbies who eventually will rock the entire nation..I LOVE to dance, and will challenge anyone who thinks they can out dance me...I love my friends..but I love life more...I fall fast, but rise faster.... I'm REALLY sarcastic, and find myself laughing at tasteless jokes...I enjoy really nice underwear..I rock out on air guitar in my free time....There is a camera attached to my face 24/7..I've been told that I'm a bitch, and a tease...I dig dramatic eye makeup.. I'm obsessed with pictures, not with myself.. I hate when people use too many exclamation points..I don't enjoy drinking carbonated beverages... I'm a previous addict to Rockstar... It doesn't bother me if boys wear girl pants.... My socks rarely match.. I say things how they are... I'm easily amused..I have interesting lingo and overuse words such as "scurvy and juicy"...I'm a natural blonde... I am really good at multi-tasking...I'd rather drive in a beat up car and attract attetion than a fancy sports car.... I'm not here for romantic interest.. I'm known as ROCKSTAR..I have a top 10 list on my favorite everythings... Two of my toes are somewhat webbed together.. Kissing is one of my favorite hobbies.. I have several laughs. and I occasionally snort.. I'm really random and know random facts... I write music... My heart sits on a shelf instead of my sleeve... I don't shave my legs everyday.. I'm fickle when it comes to romance... I'm not down with cyber-sex.. ..Never refer to me as "one of the bitches"...Materialistic things don't matter much to me. I love camping and walking in the mud without shoes... thunder and lightening storms are my favorite weather condition..I rub my nose constantly... I fear two things... I rarely watch television...
A NEW ONE!
WHAT IS....?
YOUR AGE Old enough.. but still too young
YOUR BEST GIRL FRIEND Juicy Jen or my Madre
YOUR FAVORITE SONG that changes by the hour
YOUR FAVORITE BAND that changes by the week
YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY Thanksgiving
YOUR DREAM CAR Eh.
YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR/ ACTRESS Doris Day
YOUR LIFE fantastic
YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO that changes by the season
WHO IS/ WAS??
YOUR FIRST REAL KISS (YES WITH TOUNG) John Baker.. 1st grade
YOUR LAST REAL KISS good question
YOUR HERO people that aren't stupid.. it's rare
THE NUMBER ONE PERSON YOU WOULD DO GUY AND/OR GIRL I used to fantasize about Jack Black
YOUR FAVORITE PERSON There are several
YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER Greg Binder
WHAT IS.....?
THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE well, there are a few.. Probably partied with a random van full of a paintball team that was traveling across the country for a tournament.
THE DUMBEST Partying with Lithuanians
THE NICEST I saved someones life once
THE MOST AWESOME I say it how it is
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My Interests

walking like an egyptian.. wigging out jenga fitting inside of boxes making faces buffalo searching for eric foster sword fights internet parties hair dye waterslides dino being juicy art thinking tractors are sexy photoshop hanging out with friends pockets halloween hotel parties christmas being harassed by jen treleven scandinavian pride fish stopping to smell the roses shaid car reflection shots and most importantly, being a ninja.

I'd like to meet:

..Conservatives, Christians, Critical Thinkers. People who understand life and all that comes along with it. Those who dislike road construction, dislike taxes, dislike irrational ideas, dislike social ranking systems. Those who dislike ignorant individuals, Those who realize that most, if not all people in hollywood are idiots. Those who love life, and have a special place for animals. Those who enjoy communicating with people. Those who don't dress like a whore to promote a meat market. Those who like to dance. People who try to have basic morality. People who care about what society is turning into. People who realize that the only person to judge is yourself. Those who enjoy tasteless jokes. People who realize that one day they are going to die. People that will read this profile and still want to communicate.AIM= Ziffolcat24oh yeah.. and this guy.

Music:

really good stuff... to list a few, portishead. rilo kiley. tool. rhett miller. the weakerthans. postalservice. human league. pantera. vnv nation. nin. the format. blahblahblah attending concerts, then advertising myself.

Movies:

the good ones... Jen and I are making our own "movie" it will hit the stores by 2009

Television:

forget televisionwhat about photography?

Heroes:

my ladies, my lovers, my family, my soul.

My Blog

Left Behind.. thoughts of an emotional Woman... bitter or better.. ??

For those who know me... know that I have a crazy life.. with crazy people and odd living situations.  My father belongs in an institution.. and no, I'm not saying this as an angry girl lashing o...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:24:00 PST

Indiana welcomes You, Cyberspace, and Waterslides to.. FOSTERFEST!

The Ziffolcat  and INDIANA It's beyond your wildest dreams... -fosterfest-2006- Mental Note: While driving to Indiana, do not make contact with Truck Drivers.. they carry Tiger hand puppets wi...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:48:00 PST

KYLES 21ST! Jens Birthday, PINK , the dukes and crunked? and Rhubarb Pie.. (mmm).yspace shots

Ladies let's go.. Soilders let's go... The May-days. _________________________________ Jen's Birthday it's the pants-skirt dance we're ninjas ________When we go to Lombard.. we steal shoes from f...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:48:00 PST

A Tribute to Freebird.. Final Shots.. Self Identification..

Freebird a tribute. ____________________________________________________ (smile like you mean it)     (his arms) (mouth of metal) (his arms with ink for blood) (you need Jesus) (she wa...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:24:00 PST

Save the Drama for Hollywood. I had an awakening...

"and lately the weather has been so bipolar, and consequently so have I..."     She used me as a cover.. she used me as an excuse.. and even though I spoke the truth.. They know me as a liar...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:33:00 PST

Hotel Party Version Two... When a Fable becomes Reality.. New Do'. Myspace shots.. enjoy <3

    Foster, does Aurora... again. HOTEL PARTY VERSION TWO! Is that Eric?? . no. it's a DOG. myspace on wheels. on the way.. we ran over a family of five..  we count every 15 cars.. ri...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST

17 layers of dress. What you've been asking about. Friend portraits.myspace shots and True glam

Ziffolcat.. and Glamor. who would have thought? (this bitch is crazy) ________________________________________ think pink. self portraits. and friend portraits.   ___________________________...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:15:00 PST

Returning to Dekalb..Lauren Does Fostopia. Myspace shots.. you know the drill..

Helloooo. you know the drill sweets... just view and enjoy.... I'm an idiot. and puzzled. get over it. __________________I enjoy being dramatic.. thank you.   Richard.. and Dekalb. ---------- th...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:24:00 PST

KEE KEE! Night of the two point zero. Ham. and 3/4 of the Fabulous Foursome... pictures. <3

 I'm not embarassed to show my talents at being a big drinker. I'm also not embarassed to show my talents at being an idiot either. Enjoy my foolish tasks... _________________ The Official Hookup...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

Out of sight out of mind = BULLSHIT. Yeah, I'm venting. No pictures. you actually have to read

Alright, so here's the deal.. It's one of those nights where nothing seems to be going right.. it's one of those nights where I need to sit back, recap and pick apart my own brain instead of other peo...
Posted by Ziffolcat on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST