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!gary

you know how i sound, so heres my heart in arrows.

About Me

i am a bad man and i am responsible for bad things. do not associate yourself with me.

1
I chopped down the house that you had been saving to live in next summer.
I am sorry, but it was morning, and I had nothing to do
and its wooden beams were so inviting.

2
We laughed at the hollyhocks together
And then I sprayed them with lye.
Forgive me. I simply do not know what I am doing.

3
I gave away the money that you had been saving to live on for the next ten years.
The man who asked for it was shabby
And the firm March wind on the porch was so juicy and cold.

4
Last evening we went dancing and I broke your leg.
Forgive me. I was clumsy and
I wanted you here in the wards, where I am the doctor!

My Interests

music. poetry. smoking bowls with the bros. playing veegeez. getting dressed up to get undressed. making death look interesting enough to imitate. Heileman's Old Style. trying to kick off my rap career. escaping. cats.

I'd like to meet:

Darth Vader, Bomberman, Chris Broach, Eazy E (RIP), Tim and Mike Kinsella, Mischa Barton, Ben Harvey's future self, my future self, Bob Nanna, Hoku, Avril Lavigne, Kanye West, pornstars.

All i really want is to meet these guys
..
which means, if you arent an iron chef, please MESSAGE ME BEFORE ADDING ME. its just a courtesy issue my friends.

Music:

tube socks and crack rocks

Movies:

things that go LOL, and OMG, and WTF!

Television:

the adventures of pete & pete, eerie indiana, are you afraid of the dark, salute your shorts, hey dude, guts, legend of the hidden temple, ahh real monsters, doug, gilmore girls, animated shit, squidbillies, mythbusters, shark week.

Books:

megaman 1-6, megaman X, megaman legends 1 and 2, turok the dinosaur hunter, super mario 64, banjo-kazooie, mystical ninja starring goemon, bomberman, jade cocoon 1 and 2, monster rancher 1-4, the legend of zelda series, the final fantasy series, metroid prime, metroid prime 2: echoes, mario party, and of course, the best RPG ever made, EARTHBOUND!

Heroes:

and any and all things completely unrelated to me and my easily orphaned tendencies.

My Blog

congratulations

great, you shop at H&M and smoke clove cigarettes. youre a little princess now, you got the friends you want to be seen with and a boy to penetrate you. life couldnt be better. i believe it. so ...
Posted by !gary on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

come and get it (sellin' sins to suckers)

i went to a psychiatrist today, he went and formed some questions "do you get anxious boy? do your dancin' feet get jealous of your shakin' heart? you've gotten to the stuttering, clammering, and clut...
Posted by !gary on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:53:00 PST

hmmawww

good night, sleep tight, sweet dreams tonight, you will sleep just like in a movie, with your head tuckedunder the covers, and the man comes to kiss you on your head, tell you he will stay until the m...
Posted by !gary on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:30:00 PST

straight from Wicket

what up, !g? i like your style. your cat reminds me of me buddy, danoo (RIP). his ass got smoked on endor by some bitch ass thermal detonator. i've heard that illinois is cold...cold weather dries ou...
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so heres a clue for all you new boy destroyers

last night was the best night i have had in a while with the exception of a few brief moments. started off the day with some kick ass Piaia or however the fuck you spell it. i then showered and hit...
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keep Fishin'

so today i broke the routine and went fishing by myself while listening to Weezer. was beautiful. i caught roughly 4 Largemouth Bass 8 Bluegill/Sunfish. it totally ruled. now off to work
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if i ever meet these people....

so if i ever meet these people, not only will i call them names, i will punch their faces in, with my fists of course. xMatthewx (king of the scene) xdeath of a calenderx (i hope my band plays wit...
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the saddest day

friends, i have grave news. the rolling suicide known as Gary's Blue Van has contracted a terminal illness and is set for execution. this event saddens me deeply. if you have ever kissed/cried/loved/l...
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

smitten

yup. im up to my neck in it.
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new ears yeve and the aftermath

lets see. i got dressed up to get dressed down. i got fucking retarded. i cuddled. i had heart to hearts. i love jack. i made new friends or at least strengthed some bonds. i played a shit load of MP2...
Posted by !gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST