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Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown)

I am here for Friends

About Me

I go to school and work.i wear chef pants to school that smell like gold bond and peepee sweat.i also sometimes wish i had a mustache.that's about it.My aim is Jmagic911958377 (I know it's really lame, but it's from sixth grade and I'm lazy.)

My Interests

drinking on break at restaurants and when waitress asks where i work replying with " i'm an ambulance driver."

I'd like to meet:

future me, so i would know what having a mustache would look like.that way i wouldn't have to cry/masturbate myself to sleep at night....mainly masturbate.

Music:

better than whatever shit you listen to.

My Blog

Han Solo still kicks ass.

Here's a little somethin' bout a nigga like me never shoulda been let out the penititary Ice Cube would like ta say That I'm a crazy mutha fucka from around the way Since I was a youth, I smoked weed...
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

You need to

read law and order:svu erotic fan fiction.
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:17:00 PST

my beard.

i have one. it really kicks ass, i look like grizzly adams. but that works since i also enjoy wrestling bears. pictures forthcoming son. i look forward to getting mustard stuck in it....
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:01:00 PST

birthday niggaz.

september 3rd. shower me with presents and dicks.
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:35:00 PST

i'm missing somebody.

and it sucks. it tears me up every which way. i drink and i just get sad about it. and i love drinking so it's a real vicious cycle.
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:29:00 PST

fuck you eazy e.

goodness gracious, it's before ten in the morning at tia's and i think every item of clothing im wearing has my vomit on it. although it might not be my own vomit. i remember sitting in a bathtub nake...
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 08:31:00 PST

everything has been fucked as of late.

i could smoke a whole pack of squares right now.
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Mars Volta Show=Erection

It was so awesome, drunkship lasted 25 minutes, oh yeah and pouya locked his keys and ticket in the car, then we ate gyros. It was awesome. biff.
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sitting in class.

Yep, trying to print out articles that were due today in class. Apparently I am in need of a "Pharos" card, which requires me to put money on that. Fuck that, and fuck Gary for fucking with my profile...
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and also fuck neu metal

I hate it so much.
Posted by Jason ( The most built to ever built in builtown) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST