I'm about as crazy as a neatly made bed.
But hey, on occasion, I'm accidentially hilarious. Let's see. I'm a reporter for a community newspaper in a Minnesota city where the median income is $80,000 ... not really the kind of diversity I imagined I'd report on while I was in journalism school ... It's a long way from the offices at the Washington Post, so if you happen to work there, or know someone who works there, let me know.
I believe passionately in the pursuit of knowledge and information. Education has a distinct advantage over violence in eliminating fear and injustice. Funny, but it seems societies typically elect the latter to solve problems of fear. This is also why I tend to distrust religion, especially the growing fundamentalism happening everywhere in the world. Spirituality is no longer being used to instruct, but rather a mechanism to push more fear and intolerance.
My goal is to attempt to break this cycle one person at a time.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: Jan. 8
Birthplace: Eagan
Current Location: Burnsville (big change from birthplace, I know)
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: Dick Cheney
Your Perfect Pizza: Garbage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To win the Nobel Prize in literature
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: If I instant messaged, I wouldn't oversue phrases
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Five more minutes"
Your Best Physical Feature: Adam's apple
Your Bedtime: when I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I repress everything
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: shit and shit
Single or Group Dates: never gone on a group date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirled
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: It's a sin to swear
Do you Sing: Yes, and I'm fucking awesome at it
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've already done that
Do you want to get Married: That's a good question
Do you belive in yourself: No, I pay others to believe in me
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: stupid question
Are you a Health Freak: loaded question, but yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I did yesterday
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I haven't been on a date in three months
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: strangely enough I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why is this question here?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, it's too expensive
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only bread to feed my starving family
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: all at once
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fucking rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long hair
Height: shorter than me
Weight: proportioned
Best Clothing Style: who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: Fifth Amendment
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: zero (they never wash off)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Life should never be about regret
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