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JK

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hello. I'm Jeremy. I'm a great catch, just ask my mom. She'll tell ya. Women seem to enjoy my company because I'm quick with the wit and can grow a beard faster than your dad ever could. When I'm not busy shaving, I also like to play solitaire. If there were such a thing as the PSL (Pro Solitaire League), I'd be the grand motherfucking champion of that shit. Other hobbies of mine include fly fishing, badminton, and drinking gallons of vodka. If you're totally ready to be harassed and just generally feel worse about yourself, send me a friend request immediately. I'll ignore it as quickly as I possibly can.

Always & Forever,
Jeremy

My Interests

movies, music, liquor, videogames, sports, females. other things that interest me are trees and the color cyan.

I'd like to meet:

a female who i don't want to murder upon talking to. other than that... the snake from anaconda.

oh, I almost forgot... not you. my aim is jthug2k though if youre not bad at life

Music:

alright, i guess i'll expand my list to 10. tupac, notorious b.i.g., the game, n.e.r.d, eminem, justin timberlake, stevie wonder, atmosphere, kanye west, jay-z.

Movies:

old school. best of snl. wedding crashers. anchorman.  chapelle show season 1+2. Da Ali G Show Season 1+2.

Television:

sports. sportscenter. iron chef.

Books:

i don't even know how to read

Heroes:

myself, because i am a stuck up piece of shit.

My Blog

Network Card: Working. Shipping process: IDIOT.

ohhh, in ya face. i finally got my wireless network card for my computer at the new house. so now i can go back to being on myspace and aim constantly, thank god for that. me and ryan bought the ca...
Posted by JK on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

Why I'm going to hell, and why dwarves are funny.

So today in an Easter-induced boredom at my aunts house, I somehow started watching a show on TLC about a family with dwarf parents, and one dwarf kid. These dwarves are all 4 feet tall. Heres the swe...
Posted by JK on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST

A Baseball Story

HAVE U SEEN MY BASEBALL???so i'm about to head out to a twins game and i was reminded of a somewhat comical story about another time i was at one with john ransom poferl. it was the twins vs the whit...
Posted by JK on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:43:00 PST

A new poem by JJ Redick

I don't know how many of you know, but Duke's JJ Redick is a fairly prominent author of poetry: see what i mean?"He's pretty much the next Robert Frost or something. This new poem he wrote had even M...
Posted by JK on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:28:00 PST

A nice Tuesday night at DeGidio's...

here's something for you fucksJT HuG 2K (10:38:44 PM): haha what a weirdass night at workJT HuG 2K (10:55:26 PM): anyway yeah at work it was fuckedJT HuG 2K (10:55:34 PM): first when we all got there ...
Posted by JK on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

Thoughts on probably the best TV show ever...

before myspace and all of that, i had a blog. i've had it for like 3 years. if you've ever talked to me on aim, there's a link to it in there. i haven't been updating it that much lately though. a...
Posted by JK on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:18:00 PST

Because I know you're fucking concerned...

SUP BITCHES? K.. so.. part one. I believe I'll be moving into aforementioned house from the previous blog. holler at your boy. also, what'd i do this weekend? that's a good question. thursday:...
Posted by JK on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

LIFE IS COMPLICATED KIDS.

Yeah boy! So, this is the first blog i've written for myspace... even though i've had a seperate blog in my aim profile for about 3 years now. Anyyyyways, let's get to why life is complicated. Ri...
Posted by JK on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:01:00 PST