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About Me

I'm a text-floating, fashion vegetarian turned vegan elitist who is fascinated by the Japanese language and the ancient Mediterranean world. My views on sex are best described as Darwinian. You'll oft find me creating in the kitchen or cruising in my bucket, be it nine to five or otherwise. Simply put: I just wanna hurt you.

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I'd like to meet:

The girl of your dreams.

My Blog

Potential Names for a Prospective Pet

Pets are a great source of companionship and happiness. They also eat lots of food and make lots of messes. And they need names. If I had a pet, I would name it...-Mittens-Socks-Noodles-Nero-Steve-...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:13:00 GMT

11/7/2008

The college girls all dress so pretty in Autumn.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Tiger Lily

Suppose you have a beautiful tiger lily.It rests in your hand and you are comforted by its presence.You want to keep it all for yourself.The fear of losing this precious tiger lily prompts you to tigh...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:53:00 GMT

Fresh.

If I had a new blog concept, that would be fresh.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:10:00 GMT

Haven't we all been taking it a little too easy on Scott Stapp lately?

Seriously.  I know he's kind of dropped off the radar lately being that he's no longer the lead singer of that old band of his who, come to think of it, did a wonderful job of keeping themselves ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:36:00 GMT

The ABSOLUTE Truth About Valentine's Day

There are several theories regarding Saint Valentine, his historical significance, and the holiday that honors his legacy, but all of that seems forgotten as of the last 17 centuries or so.  I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:05:00 GMT

Things you could buy me for the holidays...

So it's that time of year again and blah blah blah.  I was thinking I would make things a bit easier on all of you out there who were ripping their hair out trying to figure out what to get me fo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:21:00 GMT

Just a thought...

I've seen my cat eat some wierd things in it's day. Tuffy, the cat, has been known to eat grass, bugs, stale popcorn, basically anything that he thinks he can get down. So while eating Taco Bell tonig...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:17:00 GMT

X-Games Squirrel

NO FUCKING WAY... DID I REALLY JUST SEE THIS SHIT?? Let me set the scene before we get into the plot here... my computer is next to a window that faces Lexington Ave. in St. Paul.  From my windo...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 16:58:00 GMT

Emotional Drunk...

So here I am... drunk again.   Yeah so I'm not exactly proud of myself at the moment, but as always, things could be worse.  I got wasted at the Fulton Street party house for the last time c...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Jul 2005 00:36:00 GMT