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Irina

Mozarella! Smoked Gouda! Muenster! Provolone! Swiss! Spread!

About Me

www.lightwrite.zoomshare.com
I like to smile.
Poetically tactless visualist; predictably unpredictable; lover of puns; white; paradox connaisseur; timeless futurist; crafty; mender of ripped clothing; insane painter; skilled photographer; friendly bartender/server; honest business human; lobotomist; humanoid female; masochist; sadist; sensual; sensitive; brutal; daytime dreamer; night time dancer; clever mixer-upper and downer of ADD and OCD; colorful; ridiculous; out-of-control; raw; fresh; meat; energetic louse; nomad.

Crazy is the new sane. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not sure.
If you think I am bad, it is because I make good look easy.
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs harder.
"Learning is hard, battle is easy." - Michael Suvorov
"Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures." ~Han Suyin
"A bad thief imitates. A good thief steals." -Eliezer Parilla
The finish line is at the horizon, and the world is round.

My Interests

Photography, physical and mental health, style, paint, ink, paper, psychadelia, sizzling skirt steaks; geometry, anal-ysis; sensual pornography, eroticism, Shibari, interiors, food, time travel, colors, cycling, existentialism, life, rides, walks. "It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." - Mr. Wilde

I'd like to meet:

Compassionate humans; Gentlemen; Entities who say "please," "thank you," and "you are welcome"; beings who reply and/or respond; People who value life and livelihood over money and business; People with values; Trustworthies; Time travelers; Carl Junglists; interior/decorator junkies; the grammatically and fashion inclined; tigers; dragons; horses; dogs; cats; the Cool Aid man; A dreamer; a leveled whole; pilots; drivers; Mr.s; silent screamers; painters; photographers; cotton panty connaisseurs; dominant people; beautiful people; deep people; lucid people; amazing people; kind people; courageous people; skilled conversationalists who are kids, adults, and old farts appropriately; boys and men with beautiful long hair; girls and women with beautiful short hair; folks with fros; active bodies and brains; pleasant vibes; juicers; knights (pronounced k-nig-ets); coconuts; cooks; intellectuals; home boys; fantastic fucks; mind fucks; spankers; trophologists; dancers; sweety pies; pumpkin butts; pu-pu platters; paper folders; soulmates; dreamers; illustrators; cooks; nudists; modest confidents; Paradoxes

Music:

Drum and Bass, JUNGLE!, Reggae (such as Bob Marley, 5 nizza) Salsa, Merengue, Percussion! (spanking skins,as well as wine glasses, beer bottles, trash cans, tables, wooden frogs), Gorillaz, Floyd, Air, Karsh Kale, Shpongle, Ambient, Progressive... I like anything with melody and/or harmony, and rhythm. I am always on the lookout for awesome music and appreciate recommendations. Please and Thanks!

Movies:

300, Adams Family, Amelie I and II, Anatomy of Evil, Arakimentari, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Irrebersible, Kontrol; Last Tango in Paris; Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Memento, Monty Python movies, Natural Born Killers, Pan's Labyrinth, Pi, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Seven, Talk to Her, The Fountain, Twin Peaks, Sundance in all it's foreign glory.

Television:

Soviet cartoons, Family Guy, Pee-Wee Herman, Planet Earth

Books:

Woody Allen, Aristophanes, Ray Bradbury, Albert Camus, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Joseph Heller, Herman Hesse, Joe Lansdale, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Friedrich Nietzsche, George Orwell, Ayn Rand, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling, J.D. Salinger, David Sedaris, B.F. Skinner; Amy Tan, Voltaire, H.G. Wells, Oscar Wilde. Recommend some linguistics!

Heroes:

http://www.jeanpaulbourdier.com/ My blender. My grandpa. My grandma. My roots. Courageous, confident, compassionate creatures. Lucid people...

My Blog

Fuck my ears by touching me with sound waves.

I am booking musicians who specialize in tribal sounds. I like jungle, ragga, reggae, dance hall, hand percussion, progressive, Latin, Indian, raunchy and experimental.The event is my first solo show ...
Posted by Irina on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

What if my husband takes my last name?

And I take his?
Posted by Irina on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:32:00 PST

Manipulate

Hm...One can manipulate photos.One can manipulate paint on a canvas.One can manipulate chemical compounds to create medicine.One can manipulate people.Manipulation is the spice of life. It's regarded...
Posted by Irina on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:14:00 PST

Post Scriptum

Never, and I mean never, I said never even though they say never say never...never make a racist remark to me never ever again. Ever.
Posted by Irina on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:43:00 PST

To Whom It May Concern:

We may speak again, but in another dimension. The bridge between us burned. A river below swallowed the ashesA waterfall moved them forward, awayMove on... Do not scream across the canyon, because th...
Posted by Irina on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

Lucid Dreams On Planet Earth

WOOHOO! Really, WOOHOO! ...
Posted by Irina on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:10:00 PST

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"Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to make more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier.The way it actually works is in reverse...
Posted by Irina on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

Expectations

"If you could only keep quiet, clear of memories and expectations, you would be able to discern the beautiful pattern of events. Its your restlessness that causes chaos."~ Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj...
Posted by Irina on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

Aha!

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."~ Brendan Gill
Posted by Irina on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

A Goal

"He who asks of life nothing but the improvement of his own nature... is less liable than anyone else to miss and waste life."~ Henri Frederic Amiel
Posted by Irina on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST