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Ari

I am here for Friends

About Me

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do you even have to ask? i'm the WORLD FAMOUS ari anthrax. inventor of the barbie bra , gummi grinder , and trippy text .
i'm usually really nice unless you push one of my buttons.
come to think of it, i kind of have a lot of buttons. like a big tourettic switchboard. half-assed humor [ala family guy and homestar runner] makes me homocidal. so do clothes with an overabundance of skulls, people who wear socks with sandals, and onions.
i like wearing fur, eating meat, using resources, and encouraging violence. so please do not send me any fucking self-righteous bulletins or group invitations.
by the way, i don't want to check out your band. my psychic told me it sucks.

My Interests

radical audio/visual experiences.
psychedelica.
big dreams.
six flags.
toys.
sugar.
caffeine.
the inner workings of things.
chemistry.
outer space.
the sea.
death.
ya mutha.
sensuality.
cinematography.
pimp juice.

I'd like to meet:

a brave soul who will remove me from this fucking ugly & overrated city. someone who doesn't need tech support. people with common decency. artists [not art STUDENTS] who aren't spoiled. working people with dirty hands. serial killers.

Music:

..pfunk moves my feet
but bootsy moves my soul
grandmaster lays the beat
but the five, they make it whole
bolan makes me somber
and daft punk makes me high
the brothers chemical lay down the tracks that make me fly
and when i settle down out night
there's billie holiday
to ease my mind and shit and take the fuckin' stress away

Movies:

..rock operas, animated ones, particularly stop motion animated ones, or ones directed by takashi miike, david lynch, stanley kubrick, rob zombie, john waters, i like 'em pulpy, vivid, violent, vile, soundsy, and feelsy.

Television:

if i owned one i would probably only watch jerry springer and nothing else.

Books:

wired mag.
splosh mag.
weekly word news.
oh! the places you'll go!
i don't know, most people who depend on the writings of others for anything besides amusement can't think for themselves...

My Blog

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SO-CALLED FRIENDS OF S. BLACK

If you read on, you will know who the fuck you are.For those of you whose brains have been reduced to a pcp-laced pulp, you might wanna grab the Webster's Dictionary-Thesaurus out of your trashcan and...
Posted by Ari on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST

LOLOMGSURSOFUNNYSUCKMYCOCCYX

take that, betch.HOO HOO THAT’S A FUNNY FUCKIN’ SHIRT YA GOT ON THERE, PAL, YOU’VE ONLY POINTED TO IT OUT AND READ IT ALOUD LIKE TWELVE TIMES AREN’T YOU GLAD THERE ARE WACKY T-...
Posted by Ari on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

WHEN WILL PEOPLE GET SICK OF...

suicide girls [art school for hookers]byte parties [if you're such a fetishist why don't you come sit on this eighteen inch knife?]family guy [rehashed simpsons - not funny - shut the fuck up]converse...
Posted by Ari on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:58:00 PST

repeat of an URGENT BULLETIN.

i'm usually pretty zen, pretty open minded, and i like that my friends can speak to me candidly and in confidence. i only judge people who make themselves transparent, thus demanding judgement in sad,...
Posted by Ari on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:11:00 PST

Reasons to stop "raving" - AWESOME PARTY, DOODZ.

COMING SOON..on SATURDAY, as if you know what day of the week or month it is anyway,GUIDOSWITHDOWNSSYNDROME present..IT'S A RAVE, DAVE!featuring sykk beetz by..DJ NEWERACAP [lil jon + generic shit fou...
Posted by Ari on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Bombs Over Williamsburg

doing coke is not an artcollaborate means taking partfuck your visionfuck your dreamsyour tank is burstingat the seamsfuck your warehousefuck your loftfuck your "hip hop"you're all softfuck your cultu...
Posted by Ari on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST

Things that happen when you get older.

It is the year two-thousand-and-sebbun and I have finally gone insane.After my web-ventures began to crash and burn, I was offered a job to produce a show or some shit and I have decided to become a d...
Posted by Ari on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

ATTN: MYSPAISHE PALZ

myspace is completely composed of people who kiss your ass and tell you who cool you are but wont ever chill with you. so, all of you motherfuckers who i haven't chilled with since i was an a-cup, ...
Posted by Ari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

QUOTE FOR THE NEW YEAR

Aliens prod me: I wanna stalk a blind girl
Posted by Ari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ. SDKLFD.

NEW PICS! also -- DON'T POST A COMMENT FOR NOTHIN'! IF YOU LAY A FART, DO NOT POST A COMMENT ABOUT IT. IF YOU KILL A ROACH, DO NOT POST A COMMENT ABOUT IT. i am OCD about space. thank you.
Posted by Ari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST