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About Me

Agh... Jesus fucking Christ. My name is Max, and chances are you've seen me naked. I've been in over 20 adult films. Some I regret, some I don't. I direct most of the ones I star in, which include "Asian Nipples 3", "Planet Dogfuck", "Church Confession Booth Voyeur" both part one and two, "Sylvester Stallone Look Alike Contest Gone Awry", "Oily Midget Scandal", and the South American classic "Queso De Muerte". I travel around alot, seeing as how many of the acts portrayed in my films are illegal as all hell in North America.I like a huge variety of musics, including crust, punk, ska, drum and bass, psytrance, jungle, jazz, trip hop, hip hop, swing, big band, classic rock, folk, rockabilly, reggae, psychobilly and whatever else sounds pleasant. I like drawing and art.Also, I am a firm believer in individual anarchism, seeing as how social anarchism would never work and is silly as hell.

My Interests

Music, art, politics, NA, writing, but mostly reading, and coprophilia.

I'd like to meet:

YOU! Murderers, a funny dog, a falconer, Ernest Hemingway and a mermaid.

Music:

FUGAZI(best band ever btw ) REAGAN YOUTH, X-Ray Spex, Minor Threat, DILLINGER FOUR, SUBLIME, Choking Victim, Against All Authority, Crotchduster, The Dictators, Thulsa Doom, Henessey, LEFTOVER CRACK, Neutral Milk Hotel, TOXIC NARCOTIC, Violent Femmes, INFECTED MUSHROOM, Squarepusher, APHEX TWIN, KRS ONE, Jurrassic 5, Dialated Peoples, Aquabats, EYEDEA, Pinkerton Thugs, REACT, The Living End, A Global Threat, Unseen, Necro, Wesley Willis, Richard Hell, Melt Banana, Iggy Pop, R.E.M., Bad Brains, MURDER CITY DEVILS, Royal Crown Revue, The GC5, The Dickies, Squirrel Nut Zippers, MC Chris, LOS CRUDOS, Mad Caddies, ARLO GUTHRIE, QUEEN, The Beatles, DEVO, THE TOASTERS, STIFF LITTLE FINGERS, BAUHAUS, The Cure, Blatz, WHITE STRIPES, Crass, New Bomb Turks, Citizen Fish, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, DOA, Distillers, Incubus, KILL THE MAN WHO QUESTIONS, New York Ska Jazz Ensamble, SKAVOOVIE AND THE EPITONES, Sneaker Pimps, THE POSTAL SERVICE, Mindless Self Indulgence, One Man Army, PHISH, Greenday, Rancid, Common Rider, The Slackers, THE RAINCOATS, Demented Are Go, Circle Jerks, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Frenzal Rhomb, The Unicorns, Material Issue, US BOMBS, White Stripes, Gutter Mouth, Charles Mingus, Sun Ra, King Django, Eminem, Razel, Wu Tang Clan, The Bodies, FUGAZI, Naked Aggression, NIRVANA, Subhumans, Portishead, The Disenchanted, J-Live, THE KRAYS, BRIGHT EYES, BLOOD BROTHERS, NIN, Rancid, more.

Movies:

There Will Be Blood, Buffalo 66, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Back to the Future (allofem), Hero, Spun, Where the Buffalo Roam, Breakfast With Hunter, Kids, Gummo, Bully, Ken Park, Party Monster, American Beauty, Disco Pigs, Dirty Hands 2, Kings Destroy, Area 08, Six Ways To Sunday, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Fargo, Natural Born Killers, The People VS Larry Flynt, Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, Napoleon Dynamite, Seven, Trainspotting, SLC Punk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pirates of the Caribbean, THX 1138, Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, House on Haunted Hill, Session 9, Jacobs Ladder, Bowling for Columbine, Sleepers, Ocean's Eleven, Catch Me If You Can, Confidence, Dogma, The Mask, Five Deadly Venoms, Kill Bill Two, Triplets of Belleville, Spirited Away, Terror Firmer, Battle Royale, Boondock Saints, Style Wars, Hackers, Fritz the Cat, Life is Beautiful, andmore...

Television:

Sienfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Antique Road Show, Cowboy Bebop, Conan O' Brien.

Books:

The Scar (China Mieville) ,The Sprawl Trilogy (Wlliam Gibson), The firt two or three Dune books (Frank Herbert), Kingdom of Fear (Hunter S. Thompson), The Elenium and The Tamuli, And Blegariad, Mallorean etc. series (David Eddings), Transmetroplitan (Warren Ellis), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), The Dharma Bums (Jack Kerouac), Open All Night (Charles Bukowski), The Left Hand of Darkness (Ursula K. LeGuin), The Art of Getting Over (Stephen Powers(ESPO), Be Here Now (Baba Ram Das), MANY MANY MANY MORE.

Heroes:

Art : Thesis Sabib, Salvador Dali, Jean Michel Basqiuat. Writing : William Gibson, David Eddings, Charles Bukowski, Allen Ginsberg, Hunter S. Thompson. Comics : Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan), Johnen Vasquez( JtHM, Squee, etc.), Steve Purcell (Sam and Max), Farel Dalrymple (Pop Gun War). Sex : Amanda (Damn she good.)

My Blog

Staten Island

..> 'Staten Island'Some nights, I hear the train a mile away.The horizon glows, and never stops The lights from the boulevard.Drunks hurtling down the road like bats out of hell The lamp posts fill...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

FOR GLORY. . .

Sitting there.  he tells me, he says      " A few years ago,when I was driving a cab, I was going up third avenue. You know, in Harlem. There was a building that was burnt out...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:27:00 PST

I think there will be poetry in here.

  Shrieks shrieks sirens paint the streets bloody red bloody red the devils tongue flames lick bones black.Third avenue uptown. shut down.Subway, big snakes. Hissing through their tunnelAbsorbin...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

Thanksgiving Turkey Time.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Here are a few things you should all keep in mind enjoying the upcoming holiday season.- Thanksgiving... We all know this one. The Native Americans showed the colonists how to hunt ...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN!!

Sweat beads on a stray cats fur. The old man, his heart cold as ice and bitter sheds his overcoat, squints his eyes Today, the sun is an angry mother, her face red and burning. Her flaming white hot t...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:56:00 PST

Svetlana . 2, . 3

Svetlana # 2Svetlana barely spoke a word of english. he had tried teaching her, but she didn't really care to learn the only thing she knew how to say was "hello", "goodbye", and "more wine, plea...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST

I've been reading too much Bukowski lately.

We are all naked children dressed in the cruel rags bathed in noise. playing war. cops and robbers. and losing. we are slick old men, nursing a warm glass of scotch at a neon splattered las vegas bar...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

"The Man Who Smoked Menthol Cigarillos" (TRUE STORY)

I tell you about when I was little boy. When I live in Cuba long time ago, I ask god to make Castro leader of Cuba. And when he get power, I ask my family take me to America. So I come here when youn...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:09:00 PST

I HATE THE SUBURBS!

But I love living in the city.The New York City sunshineIs enough to bleach bonesYoung shouts, car horns, cell phonesBlack roads reflect the sunrays andsmog saturates the skylineThough, the air always...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:29:00 PST

I HATE EMO

But I do like love poems.Some day with enough greenIt can just be me and my little queenAn exotic city made of lightsMiami, or maybe Paris with its starlit nightsWe'll run down onto the warm beac...
Posted by O4BI!8gs e's Terrorism on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:15:00 PST