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QueenPoopHead!

Unfortunately most people smell like ca ca

About Me

.. I am nothing special. And really quite good at it.

My Interests

Reading. Mostly bathroom walls, crumpled pieces of paper in shopping carts and parking lots. Stalking people is fun too. Making nonesensical prank phone calls. Becoming the person you can't forget but can't remember the name of. Yes, I can be that hideous.

I'd like to meet:

I'm really not interested in meeting people for any reason at all. In fact I am quite anti-social. But if you feel so inclined say something and I will probably say something back...I'm polite like that you know.
My Space Tracker Code

Music:

they might be giants Siouxsie and the banshees The cure Southern Culture on the Skids

Movies:

All John Waters movies, all Jim Jarmusch movies, the original Willy Wonka, some old cheesey horror movies, some new cheesey horror movies, pretty much everything that's a cult classic...i'm that predictable. Go Figure.

Television:

Invader Zim, Cold Case Files, Investigators, Lost, Family Guy, Match Game, Psychic Detectives, Mad TV, SNL, Mind of Mencia, and some other stuff that I don't wanna say...I'd lose IQ points.

Books:

All of Clive Barker, all the stinking ass Harry Potter Books, and tons of poetry books...the Nuyorican Poets Cafe is really good. Also The Outlaw Book of Poetry. I probably have read more poetry in crappy little comp books in pretentious cafes and off bathroom walls than actual books. Everybody has something to say...it's easier for me to hear it when it's choppy, dramatic and delivered in a poem.

Heroes:

Well I don't mean to brag...but I'm a pretty awesome super hero if i do say so myself. My boyfriend is also superhuman. He can bench press a hot dog cart, his hair is so mighty that 5 or 6 grow out of one follicle and he has crazy toes....seriously crazy.There's a lot of people I admire and mostly for the wrong reasons. This is one of those topics meant for slurring words and professing love to the bartender. Maybe even a deathbed conversation that way I would have to see your expression when I'm done telling you. So there.

My Blog

Hey asshole...look out!

Okay...had to get something off my chest. While most married couples like to talk about their day and who's ass their kissing back at the old office, my spouse and I talk about the stupidity in humani...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Craptastic and then some!

It's been forever and 19 minutes since I've been on MySpace. I've missed births, deaths, near missess and totally should'ves. While my nose been stiffly shoved into educational crevices my finger has ...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:58:00 PST

VoIP

Thank you for choosing Packet 8, my name is (enter your name here). In order to assist you faster may I please have your Packet 8 telephone number?  I say this close to...well...a lot ... Mondays...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

Frickin' Merry Go 'Round, I Tell Ya!

Holy shit...is this nasty spinning globe of filth and depravity real?! Remember when you were little and got to go on a tire swing...or even older than little...or never even little...whatever. Ever r...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

MIA but still cynical in an optimistic sort of way

Not that anyone is that concerned with the mysterious disapearance of me...not even me for that matter. But just a little info for those of you who might be wondering...school schedule sucks ass, acqu...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

Insomnia and other things that make you laugh

It's a bit after 1AM and I am sitting here while the power threatens go out again staring at the computer. Not in a melancholy, tragic and pale way. But giddy. Cause, you know when the power keeps cut...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

Skippy peanut butter and angora sweaters

Another block of classes has started for me at the good ol' online university. This time around I have Philosophy and Administrative Health management. I had to switch majors because it became painful...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:57:00 PST

Sometimes stupid sayings are true...

Ok, there are a vast amount of stupid sayings that I cringe at when they are spoken. Example: Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.My response: RETARDED! Who's that fucking stupid?! If you are ...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST

Silent Stalkers

I have never considered myself a particularly vain person. I never stare at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time...well unless I have a particularly large blemish that I can't quit fuckin...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:41:00 PST

2006...uh, thank jeebus it's over!

Finally, the year is over. I don't know about everybody else, but this year was like salt and pepper in one shaker. This year I learned a lot of things, which makes me happy because I like learning, b...
Posted by QueenPoopHead! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST