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About Me

STINKY STUMPY DUMP TRUCK DRIVING STRAWBERRY OF DOOM. PLUCKED FROM A DESERT CAMEL'S RUMP, IN THE EGGMAN'S LIVING ROOM. I am 81% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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My Interests

SPINNING YARNS ATOP ACTIVE VOLCANOES. DOING INTERPERATIVE DANCE FOR DEAD MILKMEN SONGS. EATING OCTOPUS IN AN EVENING GOWN.

I'd like to meet:

SHISH KA BOB EATIN', TOOTHBRUSHIN', PIRATES IN PANTALOONS.

Music:

BANGING POTS AND PANS WITH A VIOLIN. YODELLING TO GOATS.

Movies:

BLOOD GUTS AND BARBARA STREISAND.

Television:

HOLLOW IT OUT AND USE IT FOR FOOD STORAGE FOR THE COMING MONSOON SEASON.

Books:

TIBETAN COOKBOOKS. HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WOODS. CHAOS THEORY.

Heroes:

JACQUES COUSTEAU. SMOOCHY THE RHINO. FARMERS.

My Blog

les doigts dans le nez

translation: fingers in the nose....the french use this phrase to describe anything that is so easily done that one does not even think about it. the first time i saw my husband, the frenc...
Posted by humperdink's dumpling on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:48:00 PST

when the cats away.....

last night, i took a pair of snowshoes on a date to the movies. i did not even get a goodnight kiss.
Posted by humperdink's dumpling on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:26:00 PST

hazards of the craft

today i superglued a seashell to my pinky. it was not on purpose
Posted by humperdink's dumpling on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:26:00 PST