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Mae!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



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I dont do well in photos... I was born a she-man, yes an innersex, as we are called. my parents being part of the sector of the cult of the "small banannas" decided to chop my pee-pee off and make me in to this "thing" iam today. My soul was bought by the mexican freedom fighters and they tryed to hoe me out but they could not for iam not like hegwig with a one inch mound of flesh which could argue for being a small penis, nor do i have a hole which could be a questionable papangpang.... iam nothing just a flat surface where only the dream of being male of female remains.

Myspace.com Blogs - "pregnate bitch" - Mae! MySpace Blog
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My Interests

Jesus,STDs,eatting, judo,biking, reading, sleeping, capoeira, water related things, wheels,ASHLEY HOLMAN FAN CLUB!, SAVANNAH ROLLER DERBY,lumpia, rice, Dog Parks, HAWAII,DEATH to talk

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Ian Curtis, Actually I'd like to meet EVERYONE.. just not Via internet.. that is unless you are midget with a gender I.D. problem.... then please contact me Via Phone, myspace, snail mail and by ESP!
MySpace Backgrounds

Music:

TELEVISON,Phil,Gwen Mccrae, Braid,New Order, Lucero, ONE song by when in Rome,Chuck berry,The cure, ONe song by the outfielders, Journey, ELO, 10 CC's(just one song the Im not in love song), OLD Micheal Jackson (like billy jean ectt..)the carbonas, tiger tiger, one soft cell song, all of queen before the late 80's, Prince,one 4 non blondes song,the smiths,the police, van morrison, the cars, biggie smalls, most classic rock, joy divison, iggy, Lou Reed, David bowie,YES, afir-ju-well,Mary J,Outkast, the deepthroat "linda love lace"

Movies:

My own Private Idaho, dogfight,Tia Fights Beldar,Will with no hair bangs a ladyterd,He got Game, White man cant jump, Love and Basketball i love you to death, full metal jacket, apocalypse now, the thin red line, BACK TO THE FUTURE,finding Premo amongst the flat, landor and leandora's christmas on ice, the browne hound:the documentary of a pedi caber

Television:

ROcco's modern LifE, The Sam Bee Machine, Uncle Moe-Myer goes to the Market,Telapia and the magic coat,The child caught the Clapper, The Bananas have kidnapped Anna, Banana and Daltor the friendly dinosaurs' adventures.

Books:

The Gingerman by JP Donleavy, one fish 2 fish, Krakatoa,Dubliners, The cherrioes have piss in them, less than zero, the rules of attraction ,the old testiment, The thin red line,and sorry to say... Jammina J or whatever the hell heather made me read,Middlesex,The evils of Iglesia ni Cristo, Vanity of the Bonfires,your mom's your mother, cabeable and the the closed door,the island of love nerd,

Heroes:

Jesus Christ,DP!!!,Duke Kahanamoku ,MALCOM X, MOTHER ERIN, Father Glenn,Kate Smith, Kuya Tristian,Rushellie, C- Money,Miss Jamerson, uncle Mark on Arvin's side for being the only one not to be a weirdo, Brent Easton Ellis,HUMU and her trusting steed Telapia, and.. the CAptian

My Blog

I get like this sometimes

Sometimes I get really  pissed at Myspace... at myself, at people. Sometimes I see faces, pictures of faces which invoke such clench, sometimes I get sad when I think about stupid shit, like Im t...
Posted by Mae! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST

ADVENTURA!!!

So.... everyone who actually reads this is fucking goddamned awesome!!! the following is an account of the past few weeks of my life and then some.I took the amtrack to Philly, i liked it. I feared I'...
Posted by Mae! on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:53:00 PST

Dick slappin

So the other night at work.. I challenged Nebraska to a cartwheel contest... I won... Im mae mf burrows. well, not really, we agreed to do five and I did six... then we competed in handstands.. I fuck...
Posted by Mae! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

two hearts

I cant believe I suprise myself everyday. "The only things that are certiant in this world are dieing and the lord"- Edward P. Train. Believe... Its taken me along time to believe in myself again, it ...
Posted by Mae! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:36:00 PST

leave me alone

The whole town has been getting sick. I can feel it attacking me, but I've been taking vitamins, So Im here trying to recollect the things inside of this worn out heart of mine.  Last night I was...
Posted by Mae! on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:27:00 PST

The best poop

Today in the gym I was determined to do cardio for 45 minutes. About 15 minutes of doing the eliptical machine at the heartreate of 130-147, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump... I decided not to s...
Posted by Mae! on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:19:00 PST

"pregnate bitch"

If you happen to pick up this issue of "South Magizine," you'll find me in there, my Friend Emily did an article on "savannah pedicab." Or if you look on the south's website you'll see me. But anyway,...
Posted by Mae! on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

this is not how its supossed to be

I really need to work on these things... Life isnt supossed to be like this, and I dont know how it has gotten like this with me. First off I used to never freak out ever, it seems like the older I ge...
Posted by Mae! on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:32:00 PST

humBug

News flash: I did not go to Vermont. Instead I had dinner at mother Erin's. One night only. thats all I could take of Atlanta land and the surrounding areas. nothing personal I just cant be there with...
Posted by Mae! on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

Crystal Storm

Rickle:- yeah well I dont want to offend you, but dont look like that...mae:- I know (I'll show you what for)my life is changed forever. I understand everything so very clearly now... I hope I never f...
Posted by Mae! on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST