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About Me

I am Kiki, destroyer of worlds.

My Interests

Booze, sex, drugs...the usual. Alright, but besides that: kitties with claws, mastiff/pit bull breeds, sighthounds, animal rescue, goldfish bred specifically for their abnormalities, body piercing, suspension, snakes, being nocturnal, lucid dreaming, crazy japanese cartoons, becoming a truck stop waitress

I'd like to meet:

Some sexy hoes and bitches.

Movies:

The Sinful Dwarf, anything with zombies, Soylent Green, anything with Vincent Price, anything with Bela Lugosi, Reefer Madness, old educational videos, Cutie Honey, Devil's Rejects, The Hills Have Eyes

Television:

I'm currently not watching it at all and it's made me undergo a fantastic revelation: there are much more fun ways to rot your brain.

Books:

Parasite Rex, Disco Bloodbath, Welcome to the Monkey House and some other Vonnegut, Drugs Are Nice, some Chuck Klosterman, and lots of animal nutrition, training, and behavior books that have been read by me and like five other people in the universe.

Heroes:

Paul Kortez, Cutie Honey, Bill Moseley

My Blog

Zombies are just a matter of time

And you are almost certain to die.Okay, so there are these infectious particles known as prions; they're not viruses or bacteria they're just normal protein cells. Prions cause all sorts of fun transm...
Posted by Kiki on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

Today is a 6 for the next four weeks

Announcement:Fuck Breezewood, Pennsylvania, I'm moving to Rhode Island. I bought roughly 250# of meat today for the cats and dogs.The freezer's so full it needs a gallon of paint to push the top down ...
Posted by Kiki on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

I kept wretching and wretching and nothing came up.

I was so sick - I kept wretching and wretching and nothing came up. I fell down exhausted and a pig slithered out of my nose. I wasn't sick, I just had a pig in my head!
Posted by Kiki on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 09:04:00 PST