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About Me

I am a superhero. .. I don't have any powers but I do have a massive weapon/skateboard that weighs more than myself coupled with a mean set of 'Robin Hood ethics'. Most of my time spent as a super hero includes breaking into the houses of college kids who've locked themselves out, escorting the elderly across busy streets, scaring away hostile crack heads who bother tourists, waiting in the alley disguised as a garbage bag expecting bad things to happen, and doing my very, very best to stay out of jail. In my citizen life I am entirely too fucking busy: I'm in school becoming a CMT, I have three jobs, my own alternative jewelry company with lots of LA customers, I build and ride my own custom skateboards, sometimes I write for Canada's Vice Magazine, I have a blog here that I'm told is more fun for you to read than it is for me to write, I'll watch any zombie movie ever made, I can dance, and I love most everybody. I have some amazing friends and some horrible enemies. I smell very bad most days and if I am outdoors, I am skating. I am the fastest long boarder in Madison. Not the best, but certainly the fastest. Every Sunday, most of Madison's long boarders meet on State Street at ten pm to shred if you are interested in disputing this. I love competition. a

My Interests

Revenge Skating Performing heroic deeds Assisting citizens Destroying myself in the process Finding new ways to defy gravity Destroying myself in the process Spending time with the elderly Scaring the shit out of motorists Robert Smith Theater Fire eating Wearing a kimono DRUGS!!! Neil Gaiman Violence Destroying myself in the process Disorganized Religion Wire

I'd like to meet:

I Only speak when spoken to. Sometimes not even then.I like to have my picture taken.

Music:

Gospel Soul and Surf.

Movies:

Tarantino. Japanime. 'Thazzit.

Television:

NO!

Books:

SandMan, other Gaiman, Rice, Z. Brite, stories of distopia.

Heroes:

Perish, Prince, Thin Elvis, and the kittens that make it.

My Blog

First day off in a loooooong time.

If you're wondering why it has been two months and a fortnight since my last entry, it's because I have been frighteningly occupied. Outstanding circumstances at my both of jobs pigeon holed...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:18:00 PST

Nikki 9 Speed.

I have lived through my golden birthday, thus no longer burdened with milestones I take solace in knowing I've crested like the tidal wave and can begin to live on borrowed time. Which means it's tim...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:06:00 PST

bad boy friend.

School is almost done...While everyone else has been enjoying themselves I've been indoors carving my hands into amputees, geriatrics, people living with aids or diabetes, the pregnant, and the -truly...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:29:00 PST

ok awesome

So I'm drunk now. Very. Drunk. Because all of my new co workers are enablers... I drink and I smoke and I don't give a dman shit hell about checkingmy spelling or going to bedx ontime oir using this g...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Tue, 20 May 2008 12:45:00 PST

I will be famous if I live long enough.

I used to write these things all the time but now I recognize my blogging is down to around once a month. I think it's because I'm not miserable and writing about things going well doesn't provi...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:35:00 PST

"Are you talking about that little girl who was murdered?"

My life is a beam of sunlight being focused through a magnifying lens.Where to start, I have two jobs. TWO. And I love them both. Neither require me to be sober or friendly, I’m rich, and I hav...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

My Ex and I got back together.

I have been dry as a sandbox this month. I stopped going out for a bit after I kept finding an overwhelming parade of far too many paper bar bracelets all over my house and a bunch of people that I&r...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:57:00 PST

Aging Gracefully?

Snow. I hope those cannibal polar bears are happy now and they stop telling national geographic how horrible global warming is. MY FRIENDS NEED TO DRIVE. NATURE.I'm a very lonely skater this time o...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:07:00 PST

Arm Wrestling Champion of Madison.

I found these videos on you tube that someone posted of me politely trouncing some wankster who got mad cause I schooled him free styling.I can't fight because nothing scares me more than going back t...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:03:00 PST

Truth Serum

I remember once when I was seven or eighteen, I was in the mall with my old girl friend and her identical twin. Their mother was with us and I recall my current roommate/forever best friend being aro...
Posted by Nikki IX Lives on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:18:00 PST