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Jolie

I do not have time for jibba-jabba.

About Me

I'm twenty years old (as of May '07) and I go to college and work at a pizza place.Here's some stuff:
My Internet Website.
My DeviantArt.
My Facebook profile.

My Interests

I like comics, feminism and drinking.I hate television, pretention and getting frustrated.

I'd like to meet:

I have a problem with people who spend too much time on hair and clothes. GET OVER IT, FUCKERS. It's cool if you want to step it up once in a while on special occasions, but if you try to act nonchalant when you've got your hair all gelled to shit and you're shivering your ass off because you dressed for style instead of the weather I just want to push you into the street.Taking less time to get dressed for fun equals more time for the actual fun.

Music:

Flaming Lips, Deerhoof, Janis Ian, Carole King, Helen Reddy, and the musicals Rent, Wicked and Reefer Madness.

Movies:

Hey, Jaime makes movies. Jaime rocks.

Television:

Television can fuck right off.

Books:

Bright Lights, Big City - Jay Mcinerney
Crocodile Soup - Julia Darling
Strangers in Paradise - Terry Moore
The Mezzanine - Nicholson Baker

Heroes:

This guy Justin Wisehart, because of a tattoo of sunglasses.

My Blog

Hey jerks!

Now I use my blog over at neeku.net, my stupid website.
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

RENT Heads:

Admit it: Every one of you screams along with La Vie Boheme like "OH YEAH MAN BOHEMIA HOORAY WHEE" without having any idea of what any of the references mean, don't you. DEAR (fellow) RENT HEADS: WE ...
Posted by Jolie on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:10:00 PST

MySpace owns everything you post.

MySpace owns everything you post on the website. So, y'know. All your emo poetry and modeling photography is now theirs if they want to "use, copy, modify, adapt, translate, publicly perform, publicly...
Posted by Jolie on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

DeviantArt

I got a DeviantArt account, bichs.
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:03:00 PST

The Man-haters

Guys are not weaseling their way into your lives to destroy you, ladies. Seriously. No man has ever said "I am a man. Therefore, I'ma go break some hearts" unless he's being ironic or he's drunk. He b...
Posted by Jolie on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

Drawin' stuff

    Okay so, I've been doing a bit of comicing lately - fiddling with my lesbians, making short comics for/about friends, and drawing in general - and I've been pretty happy with it. An...
Posted by Jolie on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:20:00 PST

Get with the program, MySpace goons

There should be a feature on MySpace that makes it so that your sister doesn't see your page.
Posted by Jolie on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 12:51:00 PST

Scenario

A scenario: Okay, you're driving somewhere that's hundreds of miles away, and you're in the interstate, and you're in a busy clump of cars, but you're still going about seventy miles per hour. Your c...
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:19:00 PST

"Add your classes!"

I think this 'adding classes' thing is a brilliant idea. I mean, with some of the guys from MATC who message me telling me to put up sexier pictures, or the ones whose first messages are "omg we sould...
Posted by Jolie on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 07:07:00 PST

OMG U GUYS

SOYLENT GREEN == PPL!!!11
Posted by Jolie on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:14:00 PST