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Ben

I swear - by my life and my love of it - that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask

About Me

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Name: Ben
Birthday: June 3rd, 1980
Birthplace: Portland, OR
Current Location: St. Helens, OR
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Dutch, Scottish, English, German, French, ...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Puma Roma's, of course
Your Weakness: Every straight guy's weakness
Your Fears: Bears holding sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: TBD
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't use
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm never drinking again.
Your Best Physical Feature: My kneepit, its hot
Your Bedtime: varies, mild insomnia
Your Most Missed Memory: college, only remember a few key moments
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea blows donkey balls
Chocolate or Vanilla: Tough question, how about Chocilla?
Cappuccino or Coffee: A very, very manly Vanilla black & white mocha
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: as much as fucking possible
Do you Sing: horribly and all too frequently
Do you Shower Daily: I have perfected the feline art of licking my self clean. Yes, daily.
Have you Been in Love: Does my Kindergarten teacher count?
Do you want to go to College: Fuck yeah, height of irresponsibility, but I don't miss being poor and returning Olde E 40's for more Olde E 40's
Do you want to get Married: If I must
Do you belive in yourself: Most definitely
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Let's just say I'm better looking than Gary Busey, but worse looking than Jessica Alba.
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat, except beer, and the occasionally smoke, and whiskey, and beer
Do you get along with your Parents: I have some of the coolest parents ever, they partied harder than I ever could
Do you like Thunderstorms: The louder the better, boum-chica-bow-wow
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, which means I beat on everything in sight, except women, cause that would be wrong
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't remember. I might have. Let me get back to you.
In the past month have you Smoked: I did not smoke PCP.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Malls are the most infuriating thing I can think of.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yea, and washed it down with a lardshake.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think I'll let the poor little fishies be for a while
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but should be coming soon, go The Burdens!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No relationships, no dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: My cat watched me take a shower, I was a little uncomfortable to be honest.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 3 V-cards, but no, nothing important
Ever been Drunk: Didn't we already cover this?
Ever been called a Tease: Sure.
Ever been Beaten up: No, I am invincible, or I realized a long time ago to have big friends to cover my big mouth
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a Cadburry egg when I was ~4
How do you want to Die: Mid O, obviously
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician, then a nuclear gynecologist (how the f do you spell that?)
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, followed closely by Argentina, followed closely by Czech
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't really matter, I just love beautiful women.
Favourite Hair Color: See above answer.
Short or Long Hair: At least longer than mine
Height: 5'-5'10", or over 6' so I can breed some height into this family
Weight: Depends on height, athletic body ideal
Best Clothing Style: Naked, followed by snowboarder/punk style
Number of Drugs I have taken: Wait, this isn't an FBI questionnaire, is it?
Number of CDs I own: Don't want to spend the time to count, how about 25GB of songs on my computer
Number of Piercings: None, my Prince Albert got me in a lot of trouble at the airport
Number of Tattoos: None, yet!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. I've been a moron but its shaped who I am today, and that person is pretty damn cool in my book.
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My Interests

This is the reason I read everything Bill Simmons has to write...purely amazing!Drums/Music, Snowboarding, Sports (Diehard Cubs fan, Huge Penguins fan, and love my Beavs!), Hiking, Fishing, Camping, Poker, Traveling, Nightlife

I'd like to meet:

My heroes, but they're all dead, so hopefully one day I can buy them a shot in hell. Aliens. Speedy Gonzalez.

Movies:



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Books:

Dostoevsky, Clive Barker, Tolkien, Philosophy, Baseball, Pop-Up, etc.

Heroes:

John BonhamBill HicksFyodor DostoevskyLenny Bruce, Mikhail Bukanin, Murray Rothbard, anyone who has ever fought for individual property rights.