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the cardinal rules . . .1) Don't touch us or our shit 2) Don't ask me what I'm gonna play next... cuz my ass doesn't know 3) Don't ask me what I'm gonna play next means you definately don't ask me what I'm gonna play in like 3 ssongs from now 4) Don't request shit that's ridiculously lame. eg) If it's a hip-hop party, don't request country music (not to knock country, but its just doesnt go with hip-hop) 5) Stay the fuck away from my music, this kinda goes with the don't touch my shit rule. 6) If you just wanna hang out and look over my shoulder and ask questions all night, I might hurt you. I don't bother you when your working, don't bother me when I'm working. 7) Know what your requesting. If you come up, and just start humming a beat, and I dont know you, you deserve that slap. 8) No you can't scratch 9) No, seriously, touch the turntable and I'll break you. 10) No, you can't freestyle, I've heard you, your wack, people are gonna start leaving

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MySpace Editor by Rasheed RichmondThings not to say to a DJ1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO! The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"? BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT! Oh, sure ... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson; you're requesting the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT! Why settle for one night? Buy the cd and get laid for a whole month! Besides, the DJ could care less if you get laid or not. 7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT! The ONLY people who can get away with that statement write the DJ's paycheck! 8. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS! It's NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway)! HOWEVER, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement! 9. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? It's a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to recite the name of every song in the booth! 10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING! If you’re gonna leave after he plays it, why shouldn't he wait till the very last song so you stay all night!Some assorted things not to say: DON'T SAY, "Well I just got here." If you ask for a song and the D.J. says he has already played it, don't ask him to play it again! Get there earlier if you want to hear all your favorite songs!! DON'T SAY, "Is this the only kind of music you play?" If you go into a Chinese restaurant, you wouldn't ask for Italian food. Rock clubs play Rock, Jazz clubs play Jazz, Techno clubs play techno, house clubs play house, etc., etc. If you just walked in wait awhile and listen to what's being played before making a request. DON'T SAY, "I wanna hear something... anything but this!" If you ask for a song, BE SPECIFIC. Try going to the bar and saying, "I wanna drink something... anything but this..." You can't complain if you are not SPECIFIC. DJ's are not mind readers! Ask for a specific song and they'll try to play it for you. DON'T SAY "What!?!? What do you mean you don't have it? What kind of a D.J. are you?! Why don't you have that song? You obviously don't know what you're doing as a D.J... you suck!" HE MAY SHOOT YOU! A SPECIAL NOTE A nightclub D.J. gets very little respect. They are expected to play everything for everybody. It is impossible to satisfy all the people all of the time, yet club jocks are expected to do just that. If a radio jock tells his listeners a song is a hit, the majority of the people figure it must be "because they said so on the radio." However, 80% of the time that same song was being played in a club long before the radio "DISCOVERED" the "NEW" song. So give the D.J. a break! The next time you request a song, stop and think before you speak. Remember a request is just that... a request!! It's not a guarantee your song will get played!! Ask once for your song and the DJ will try and play it. Keep asking and you're being a pain in the ass!! Don't send all your friends to request the same song hoping to get it played. DJ's aren't that stupid!! They get dozens of requests in a night and there isn't enough time to play them all. And above all if the D.J. has one hand on the mixing board, one hand on a turntable or CD player with the headphones on... DON'T BUG HIM... HE'S MIXING!

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hip hop, r&b, rap, reggae, top 40, rock, alternative, punk, jazz, EVRYTHING
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