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Samuel

Mitt Romney: Mitt = Baseball = American through and through!

About Me

I'm a homebody that's more interested in furthering my career than fucking around with internet people, not including those lovely people on my friends list. That's not to say I won't enjoy YOUR company too. YOU'RE obviously the exception, right?

My Interests

I enjoy writing, illustrating and reading. I'm currently working on a comic strip and several book projects which I plan to self-publish. That's right, self-publication IS the last ditch effort of the talentless, thank you very much.

Music:

A
AM Radio
Andrew Bird
Ash
B
Bobgoblin
Boy Girl Radio
Boy Least Likely To, The
Broken Condom Babies
Buen Chico
C
Cardigans, The
Communique
D
Dan Potthast
Dashboard Confessional
Deathray
Dessart
Dismemberment Plan
E
F
Figurines
Fold, The
Fountains Of Wayne
G
Gabe Hascall
Goldenboy
H
Hot Hot Heat
I
J
Jonny Lives
John Davis
Junction 18
K
Kicks, The
L
Let Go
M
Mates of State
Midlake
Morning Benders, The
MU330
N
O
Ok Go
Ozma
P
Panurge
Phantom Planet
Plain White T's
Q
Quasar Wut-Wut
R
Rentals, The
Rory and the Artificial Heart
S
Say Hi To Your Mom
Self
Silent Years, The
Sondre Lerche
Spacebar
Special Goodness
T
Tegan & Sarah
Tilly and the Wall
Tiffany Randol
U
V
Valeze
W
Weezer
Wired All Wrong
X
Y
Z

Broken up bands:
Action League
Adventures of Jet
Ashtray Babyhead
Cake
Dragstrip Courage
Five Iron Frenzy
Impossibles, The
Kara's Flowers
Grandaddy
Pluto
Ridel High
Slow Reader
Superdrag
Teen Heroes
The Beatles
The Cars
The Impossibles
The Stereo
The Turtles
The Zombies
Ultimate Fakebook
Yellow Second

Movies:

12 Monkeys, Alien, Aliens, Army of Darkness, Batman Begins, Buckaroo Banzai, Big Trouble in Little China, Brazil, Dark City, Dawn Of The Dead, Day of The Dead, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Drunken Master 2, Equilibrium, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Dog Soldiers, Dead Alive, Event Horizen, Fong Sai Yuk, Ghost Busters, Hard Boiled, House, I Heart Huckabees, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Life Of Brian, MirrorMask, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, My Man Godfrey, Mystery Men, Night of The Living Dead, Night Watch, One Missed Call, Pan's Labyrinth, Prince Of Darkness, Rushmore, Sanjuro, Shrek, Shutter, Samurai Resurrection, Star Wars II - VI, Survive Style 5, Swingers, Tale Of Two Sisters, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Great Muppet Caper, The Haunting (1963), The Jerk, The Killer, The Man With Two Brains, The Matrix Trilogy, The Muppet Movie, The Party, The Samurai Trilogy, The Seven Samurai, The Tenant, The Thing, The Quick and the Dead, Yojimbo.

Television:

Arrested Development, Black Adder, Bullwinkle and Rocky, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, Futurama, Gantz, Goodness Gracious Me, Home Movies, House, Invader Zim, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mr. Show, Red Dwarf, Ren & Stimpy, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Smallville, South Park, Strangers With Candy, The Larry Sanders Show, The Office (UK), The Muppet Show, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone.

Books:

Alice In Wonderland, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, The Coherence Of Theism, Darwin's Black Box, Demon Posession, Evolution A Theory In Crisis, The Existence Of God, Fundamental Questions of Philosophy, God Chance And Necessity, Poltergeist: Tales Of The Supernatural, The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Silmarillion, Titus Groan

Heroes:

PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

My Blog

All my time

Well, if you couldn't tell I haven't blogged in a long time.  The biggest reason is I'm a busy sumbitch.  All my spare time is usually taken up writing and drawing Horatio Algiers, the Post ...
Posted by Samuel on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:35:00 PST

It’s no longer my birthday

That last blog kept throwing me.  I got excited every time I saw it.  This is a reminder to me that it is no longer my birthday, no matter how convinced my previous blog entry might make me ...
Posted by Samuel on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:19:00 PST

My birthday is TODAY

I wish me the best of birthdays.  May I have a long, healthy life, and may my enemies die a wretched death very, very soon.  (The sooner the better.  Like today, on my birthday.  T...
Posted by Samuel on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

Harry Potter and the Extraordinary Abridgment

There was a time when, if you had asked me if I liked Harry Potter, I would have kicked you in the shins and spat in your mother's face.  Then I would have dug up your grandparents  (or, if ...
Posted by Samuel on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

New voxpop entries

It's sad that these days all of my humor (less?) writing is written and posted outside of my blog.  Nevertheless, that's life.  I have three entries up for the new Bruce Willis dvd game at V...
Posted by Samuel on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

I've written for Voxpop!

The president of www.voxpop.tv, and online game company, has asked me to write a few descriptions for movies on their game.  Currently I have three up for the Morgan Freeman game (called Morgan A...
Posted by Samuel on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:24:00 PST

cha cha cha changes

Let me tell you a little something about creating humor.  It's no laughing matter.  I could go on, but that's as good as it's going to get tonight.  Better stop now, because the rest ai...
Posted by Samuel on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

I fell in love!

On Monday I had a hankering for some dessert, thanks to a subliminal message my mom gave me on the phone. [It went something like, "I'm going to make your sister a lemon meringue pie"]. After a few m...
Posted by Samuel on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

Flash Animated Advertisements

If you pay attention when you're surfing around myspace, you probably noticed all those gimmicky flash animated advertisement stuck in every available hole on myspace.  They range from throwing w...
Posted by Samuel on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

What I want to be

When I look back at all my hopes and dreams for my future, I never thought I'd be where I am today.  It may sound stupid, but I always wanted to be a porn star.  I think I'd have been a good...
Posted by Samuel on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST