ON THE SUBJECT OF GUNS |
DEAR DR PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATE,I UNDERSTAND YOU DONT WANT BAD PEOPLE TO HAVE GUNS BUT WANT GUNS TO BE FOR EVERYBODYBUT I FOUND A SOLUTION, ONLY GOOD PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE GUNSIF WE ONLY ...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:44:00 PST |
LAWSUIT |
IMA PUT ON MY LAW SUIT AND FILE A LAWSUIT.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHhhHHH THEY RIP US OFF...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:53:00 PST |
SHIRTS ARE HEEEREEE! |
YeAH YeAH YEAHH YEAAAAAAAAHHHH@@@!!!!!!!!!!!Featuring Chirpyz head onna COUGA!!! 5 DUFFRUNT STILYZ AND MADE BY SHANNONS!MODELLED BY LOUIS, SUSANNAH, AND VIOLENT JACK IN A MAZK!!!!!!!TRICK OWH TREEAT S...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:24:00 PST |
NEW JUNKERDOODLE |
UPDATE.YO! YO! YO! OK, NEW DEMO TRACK OF THREW UP IN THE POOL FEAT. CHIRPY ON VOCALZ.THANKS TO CAKE SHOP FOR LETTING US TERRORIZE SLASH SEDUCE AMERICA. MORE SHOWZ SOON.LOVE,PPPPPRRRRRR...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:38:00 PST |
GREATEST SHOW EVA! |
OK, so on June 21st, two thousand and eight, Phfat Raskals wake up in a bed and are like, FUCK, we have a show today and havent practiced in a month! They decide not to prepare. Their guitarist wakes ...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:38:00 PST |
SHIRTS? |
Yes, shirts. You can wear them, eat them, wipe yourself with them, go to the movies with them. They will be available soon. They feature Chirpy's head on a cougar's body. Get stoked, America. Babababa...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:55:00 PST |
MONSTA TOON |
Two amazing shows on Friday and Saturday! "Chirpy" made up a new hit song on Saturday's show, Monster Toon, on the fly, and we went with it. He also fell on his face with his shirt off at the same sho...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:49:00 PST |
COPYRIGHT CRAPPYRIGHT ZAPPY-PIPE |
Hello children of the north! Uncle Tony wants a chubby sack of testicles from each of you to use as a christmas ornament. IS THE EASTER BUNNY MY NEPHEW? No! ARE JOLLY RANCHERS MADE FROM WEASEL-TITS? Y...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:38:00 PST |
PINS ARE HERE |
Pins for everyone! 1 dollar for two pins! Email our asses to order. Or just come to a show. T-shirts and I Heart Cougar Scrotum pins and merchandising coming soon! Stay tunes, phfaties! A FLAMBOYANT M...
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:37:00 PST |
Seán O Muiríosa stole our song. |
She totally stole the whole idea from us. Can you believe it?http://www.poemhunter.com/best-poems/se-n-o-muir-osa/ode-
to-sylvia-plath/
Posted by PHFAT RASKALS on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:10:00 PST |
