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Chief Executive Smirking Chimp

No billionaire left behind!

About Me

By the end of my term, I intend to wipe out the middle class, so it's just me & my rich buddies and a bunch of serfs to do our bidding.Oil profits and Halliburton RULE!

My Interests

World domination, the apocalypse, and profit, profit, profit!

I'd like to meet:

See "heroes".

Music:

David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard, Slayer and Marilyn Manson. (especially his "Antichrist Superstar" CD)

Movies:

Rosemary's Baby, The Omen and any other movies about the antichrist. They make me feel so warm and fuzzy!

Books:

Anton Szandor LaVey's Satanic Bible. It helps me sleep at night.

Heroes:

Hitler, Napoleon, Satan, Mussolini, Stalin, and good ol' Beelzebub.

My Blog

Einstein Part Deux!

So I blocked Einstein. In his fervor to keep getting my attention, he sets up a new page, with The Chimp in the title! I told you I own his ass! I was prepared to drop it and move on, but he still wan...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:29:00 PST

Einstein... (*rolls eyes*)

It was fun baiting Einsten (aka: Fuck You!) for awhile, but his vulgar invective and lack of ability to say WHY he disagrees with me got old.   I blocked him.   Bye Bye, Einstein. Good luck ...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

Eintein is like fine wine- he just keeps getting better and better!

Two more messages from my boy Einstein. I call him "my boy" because I own his ass! This is great fun, and really needs no further comment:   #1:wow you are a loooooooooser!!! if my mail causes yo...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:31:00 PST

Hate mail from the same moron!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=51042987 Strikes again! In response to Einstein's first hatemail, I sent him the following: Hey, that is the most int...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:57:00 PST

Hate mail for the Chimp!

Oh kids, we have a winner this time! This young pundit just sent me a message so poignant that I am currently re-examining my political stance and weighing my values. Here is the MySpace page of the b...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

Good website. Go visit!

http://www.worldcantwait.net/
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:22:00 PST

Watch out Iran! Here I come!

That's right kids, I am trumping up my excuses to invade Iran as I type! They fell for my lies to go into Iraq and there is NO stopping me now! YEEHAW! Let's subjugate us some more A-rabs!...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:56:00 PST

Read any good books lately?

Read James Carville's new book "Take It Back". It made me even firmer in my beliefs than I already was! Fortunately through his copious use of humor, I laughed instead of crying. Like it or not, we ar...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:24:00 PST

This HILARIOUS! ( or is it...?)

Jut go there: http://j-walk.com/other/tattooid/index.htm
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 10:05:00 PST

Fun with the chimp!

A chimp fan sent me this really good story. I'll let her identify herself if she wants to be associated with it:   A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a...
Posted by Chief Executive Smirking Chimp on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:13:00 PST