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What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals?

You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Wer

About Me

So I was going to write my about me yesterday, but I got sidelined by a NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE. I’m telling you, almost dying really makes you think about the things that are important to you, so I wrote a list of them:Popsicles, Cheetos, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, paperclips, lasagna, cargo pants, David Bowie, the sound track to Kangaroo Jack, lawn gnomes, any and all things that start with the letter Q, nunchucks, abnormally pale people, aardvarks, robots, Strawberry Gatorade, and Chuck Norris.Annnyyywayyysss, I’m sure you want to know how I ALMOST DIED, so here it is: I was hiking at Runyon Canyon that morning and I fell off the side of the steepest part of the mountain. I was lucky that I only almost punctured a lung and lost my eye. Well... actually it wasn't the steepest part; it was the part when you're walking through the entry gates. And I didn't really fall; I just sort of noticed that my shoe was coming untied. But really though, it could have killed me eventually. ChrystalR.com

My Interests

Warm Strawberry Gatorade

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Ariel and Efrim...
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Movies:

Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob'ly right here - Elko, Nevada, our nation's high at 79 today." Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some *very* overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they're gonna have some very, very tall trees.

Television:

My Episode on ASKANINJA.com!!

Books:

I believe that there is one story in the world, and only one. . . . Humans are caught—in their lives, in their thoughts, in their hungers and ambitions, in their avarice and cruelty, and in their kindness and generosity too—in a net of good and evil. . . . There is no other story. A man, after he has brushed off the dust and chips of his life, will have left only the hard, clean questions: Was it good or was it evil? Have I done well—or ill? -John Steinbeck

Heroes:

These Guys:

My Blog

Some art that I did one time

I think you'll all agree that it's some of my best work....
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

The End of an Era

This is a sad day indeed. Center Lanes, the only bowling alley in Billings that allowed our Theme Bowling League to play unrestricted (and often roaring drunk) is closing its doors after more than 60 ...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST

1997 was a Good Year

I was listening to my 1997 top 100 and reminiscing...   Those were the days of "hot or not" on Hot 101.7 in Billings and you could also dedicate songs to people on the radio. I actually dedica...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:49:00 PST

Pretty much the worst week ever&

    I'm not going to go into details, but let's just say this week has been rough. I know that life has it's highs and lows and they always seem to balance out, but the lows are never f...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:29:00 PST

Blog about my main picture

             So that nasty, guitar-shaped bruise is a result of something that has been building for awhile& In case I don't have the picture up a...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

1,074 Words About My Best Friend

32 Reasons Why Tianna is A to the W to the ESOME   She has nice Ta-Tas.She has a nice ass.Both items mentioned above are firm and perky.She doesnt stink - She smells like sk...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

The End of the World According to Me

So I was lying in bed last night in a Nyquil and Cough syrup stupor, reading my Archie comic book when I dozed off. Later that night, (about 4:36a.m.), I awoke as my body violently shook, trying to ha...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

I Took Hallucinogens as a Child, Mom Put Them in the Meatloaf

Inevitably some memories in my childhood are over exaggerated or embellished over time, but others are more purposefully skewed. For that I blame my brother. He fabricated all manor of stories and tal...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST

Death March

Soldiers marching on into oblivion Where are we going? We do not know. We only know where we have been Why? Look forward, they say, keep moving. But we never reach our destination Marching Ive se...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:53:00 PST

The Little Ninja that Could

Did you know? Sometimes even Ninjas need love too.. But not too much, it might make them uncomfortable/ angry and they might flip out and kill a small child/ animal. I wrote this story for my fri...
Posted by What's more fun than a barrel of Chrystals? on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:03:00 PST