PERSPECTIVE... |
The poor person looks up and sees the nice house on the hill and imagines if only that was me, I'd be happy.
However, the person on the hill looks down and says "If only my life was less complicated l...
Posted by amy on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:44:00 PST |
I Want to Live My Next life Backwards... |
You start out dead and get that out of the way,
Then you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day,
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy,
You enjoy your retirement and collect you...
Posted by amy on Thu, 08 May 2008 05:54:00 PST |
Cat Thoughts... |
Day 752- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of ...
Posted by amy on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST |
Be Who You Are... |
Let the true spirit of who you are shine through in all that you do.
Let your hopes and dreams always guide you in the direction that you definitely believe in.
Let the love that is within your heart ...
Posted by amy on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:39:00 PST |
Did You Know? |
The muscle that lets your eye blink is the fastest muscle in your body.
It allows you to blink 5 times a second.
On average, you blink 15000 times a day.
Women blink twice as much as men.
I bet everyo...
Posted by amy on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:44:00 PST |
Gonna Be A Bear... |
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you...
Posted by amy on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:44:00 PST |
MALE ASSERTIVENESS |
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so he gave him a book on assertivene...
Posted by amy on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:08:00 PST |
The Gift of a Real Friend |
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
A friend is a living treasure, and if you have one, you have one of the most valuable gifts in life.
A frien...
Posted by amy on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:51:00 PST |
