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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I have so many - Lucifer, Little Horn, The Dark Prince, Most Unclean and so on.
Birthday: Feb. 14
Birthplace: Not really born...
Current Location: The south...heh.
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: N/A (I know, it sucks)
Height: Varies.
Right Handed or Left Handed: I go both ways.
Your Heritage: Demonic.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Can't...hooves and all.
Your Weakness: Light, love and happiness.
Your Fears: I AM FEAR!
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovies, extra sauce and meat.....lots of meat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make more friends.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Goddamn.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it's hot.
Your Best Physical Feature: My horns.
Your Bedtime: Anytime.
Your Most Missed Memory: The Dark Ages
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: I'm into the group thing
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Melts too fast
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yes!
Do you Sing: Is chanting singing?
Do you Shower Daily: I have to.
Have you Been in Love: Once or twice.
Do you want to go to College: Right into the work force.
Do you want to get Married: Already am.
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I make myself horny.
Are you a Health Freak: I try to work out everyday.
Do you get along with your Parents: Fuck them! Kicking me out and shit...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Any kind of horn
Ever been Drunk: Many a time
Ever been called a Tease: Only once
Ever been Beaten up: Try it...
Ever Shoplifted: I created it
How do you want to Die: Apparently, it's going to be a lake of fire.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An eskimo.
What country would you most like to Visit: Greenland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Red
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Healthy skinny
Best Clothing Style: Gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Can't count that high
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY
Number of Piercings: 21
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We're gonna be awhile.
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My Interests

The usual - torture, sinning, making s'mores, sing alongs....a nice, relaxing hoof massage always puts me in a good mood. I like movies and ranting on general things that irk me. Things like strange words...like "Irk".

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson...which is bound to happen anyway. OH, and Farrah Fawcet, David Allen Coe and Hall and Oates - they'll be here sooner than they think!

Music:

I'm partial to hymns and ole' negro spirituals. I also enjoy anyone who likes me, I.E. Slipknot, Manson, Morbid Angel, Cradle of Filth, Godsmack (they get points for name alone), Devildriver, GWAR, Lamb of God, Slayer, Pantera (RIP Dime), Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, Dimmu Borgir, Hammerfall, Iced Earth and many, MANY more.

And lets not forget the most unholiest of sounds.......Peter Frampton. Come on, you have to admit it. He's scarier than me.....almost.

Movies:

Constantine, Devil's Advocate, Rosemary's Baby, Carrie, Dawn of the Dead, The God's Must Be Crazy 1&2, Oh God You Devil and The Passion of The Christ (that shit was sooo funny)!

I also enjoy the Faces and Traces of Death series. I like to know a little about how some of the people here got here.

My most recent claim to fame:

Television:

Any reality show, especially Survivor. They wouldn't make it a day down here. The Family Guy, American Chopper and Iron Chef - Those guys are amazing.

Books:

Not too partial of the Bible, it's a little one sided if you ask me. I mean, where's MY input? Nevermind. Back to books - God's Funeral, Mein Kampf, Buckland's Complete Guide to Witchcraft, Long Hard Road out of Hell and The Diary of Anne Frank. I just couldn't put it down.

Heroes:

Ozzy, Jeffery Dahmer and Martha Stewart.

My Blog

Nostalgia - Evil beyond evil - Bob Sagat

I've been watching Bob Sagat's comedy special the past few days. It never gets old how he jokes about how much he hated Full House and banging the child stars. But Kimmy Gibler looked like...
Posted by Satan on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

For God - For Cuntry - For fuck’s sake

I try to stay off political topics for a number of reasons. One - people are inherently stupid. They think what people tell them is good for them is actually good for them. That's ho...
Posted by Satan on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

Pissed off - burned out - trying to maintain

I am so fucking sick of some fucking people on myspace. I knew I'd have to deal with it but it seems to be happening all the fucking time now. They can't let the devil just be and try to c...
Posted by Satan on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

Churches - Inspiration - Far too long

So, I'm just minding my own business wandering downthe street at 3:18 in the morning. I do this from time to time to find cheap crack and beat up pussy gang members. It's more fun than it ...
Posted by Satan on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Devil Speaks

So the time between my online time is sparse to say the very least. Things have been weird. Not alot of time to get online anymore. Nothing new to say anymore. Nothing inspirin...
Posted by Satan on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

The Latest - Not The Greatest - Fuck The Beach

So, I know it's been too fucking long since you have heard from me. And there is an explaination. It's a story of not only suspense, but also inbred fuckers and the most idiotic cops ever....
Posted by Satan on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

Sleepless 2 Days - No Rest For Me - You Know The Song

I was laying in bed the other night and I was thinking how vulnerable we are in bed. Usually, when a woman threatens to cut off a man's dick, he's asleep. That kind of shit freaks me out.&...
Posted by Satan on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:56:00 PST

July 4th - A Celebration - A Slaughter

Well, it's official. Get your schedules cleared for Satan's 4th of July Slaughterfest. There will be blood. It's going to be beautiful. I've decided to damn the man and roast a...
Posted by Satan on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:01:00 PST

Diminished - Feeling Tired - Letting Go

Somebody probably said it with better words than I and alot more elegant than I'll pretend to do. "Fuck it". An endless parade of blandness and banality have trenched through every waking ...
Posted by Satan on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

I found a topic - Christian murderers - what else is new?

So someone was planning on protesting Jerry's funeral. Because of his lax views on homosexuals (although, according to him, they were the cause of 9/11). So then there was a counterplot to...
Posted by Satan on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:32:00 PST