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The Coalition of Evil

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Sanchez, Uncle Bink, Angry Corndog, Bill Grubbs, Grandpa Shredder, The Ghost of James Higgenbotham, Tommy Tommy, Heavy Metal Robin and The Squirrel.... With more to come!

Check that shit out! We got a fan that lives in the middle of the Pacific fucking Ocean man! Need a life raft bro'?

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Slang Translation by Jabba the Hutt: Taint

Slang Word: TaintTranslation by Jabba the Hutt: 1. The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.2. the perineum - the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:56:00 GMT

Slang Translation by Jabba the Hutt: Moo Shaft

Slang Word: Moo Shaft Translation by Jabba the Hutt: 1. To use the milk of a pregnant woman as a sexual lube.2. Lubricating you penis with milk before having sex.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Slang Translation by Jabba the Hutt: Shart

Slang Word: ShartTranslation by Jabba the Hutt: 1. A small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")2. Gas followed by mass.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Your are eating a Crippled Cow Burger man!

I just saw this thing on the news about the Beef Recall. The company in question not only has been cited for using crippled cows, but using inhumane methods for slaughter. The worst part, they are th...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:52:00 GMT

There goes the wood.....

Why is it that chicks feel the need to leave their personal product rappers and aftermath at the top of the trash? Is it some kind of "Ha ha! See I didn't try fucking up the toilet!", beat my f...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Slang Translation by Jabba the Hutt: Moose Knuckle

Slang Word: Moose-KnuckleTranslation by Jabba the Hutt: 1. The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.2. A very severe camel toe that actually exceeds what...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:28:00 GMT

The Dirt on the Number 420

God Bless Steve Hager!
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:59:00 GMT

Slang Translations by Jabba the Hutt: Circle Jerk

Slang Term:Circle JerkTranslation by Jabba the Hutt:1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or any...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:57:00 GMT

Mike Tyson on Coke!!!

You have been warned Holyfield!!!
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Slang Translations by Jabba the Hutt: Cheeze

Slang Word: CheeseSlang Translation by Jabba the Hutt Jabba the Hutt:  "Cheese is black-tar heroin and crushed Tylenol PM tablets. Drug abuse experts, doctors, and police say it's highly addic...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:14:00 GMT