Here's me doing standup a few weeks ago at the Laugh Lounge.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt
Birthday: july 28, 1979
Birthplace: new york
Current Location: new york
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: israeli/romanian/russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: kangaroos
Your Weakness: entenmman's glazed popems and chocolate chip cookies
Your Fears: high diving board
Your Perfect Pizza: ziti
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: join the cast of snl
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahahahahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck i missed work again
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: my conception
Pepsi or Coke: never drank soda in my life
MacDonalds or Burger King: nasty
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: toss up
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: at the appropriate time
Do you Sing: karoake god
Do you Shower Daily: at least
Have you Been in Love: twice
Do you want to go to College: again, if only i knew then what i know know
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: not usually, but catamarans in thailand are tough
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: freak -no, but i care
Do you get along with your Parents: they are my best friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um, let me think, yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: 3 times
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, standup and improv shows
In the past month have you been Dumped: never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does taking a bath count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a christmas tree
Ever been Drunk: yesterday
Ever been called a Tease: probably
Ever been Beaten up: once, but it wasnt a fair fight, he was bigger than me
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: get lifted up by a tornado and see cows and televisions and stuff
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im grown up, so i want to be me
What country would you most like to Visit: tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5'2-5-7'
Weight: whatever weight is appropriate for your size, but definitely thin
Best Clothing Style: elegant
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: cd's??
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i hope none
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