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Tweeky McFix

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I'm a guitar player turned cyclist and soon to be expatriot lard ass. I love the Replacements, Stones, The Ramones, Cheap Trick, Concrete Blonde, Material Issue(RIP Jim) AC/DC, Sweet and lots more. I'll take a european road bike (Orbea, Colnago,Look, etc.) over any motorcycle(although I wouldn't throw a Ducati or Triumph out of my garage). I have tattoos and would feel naked without them. I spent 4 years in a chevy van playing in a punk band in the northwest and have the empty bank account to prove it!

My Interests

I love Lisa, playing music, cycling, cooking,drag racing, Dan Electro's guitar tone, St. Louis Cardinals, taking the piss out of Mr. Charles, making tin cans, naked ladies, using the postage machine that licks the envelopes for you, and saying SHAZAM!

I'd like to meet:

Kieth Richards because without him and his influence on rock and roll I would be a very different person. Eddy Merckx because he's the best cyclist the world has ever known(sorry Lance) Myself a year ago so I could kick shit out of my fat ass and make me get on my bike...

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial diseases along the way. You're more of an optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius. But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
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Music:

The Replacements,The Damned,Brian Jones Era Stones,Material Issue,Sham 69, Ramones,Stiff Little Fingers,D.O.A.,Cheap Trick, Oasis,Iron Maiden,Alkaline Trio, Hot Water Music,Sisters Of Mercy,The Undertones, Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, J.C. auto, The Lambrettas, Dropkick Murphy's. Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction, Motorhead, Bash & Pop, Big Rob Parker's Air Supply Tribute, Bangkok Shock, 45 Grave, The Cramps, Sluts For Hire, X, X-Ray Spex, New Model Army, Richard Ashcroft, Ani DiFranco,Perfect, Clash, Bad Religion, Supergrass, Generation X, Oneders,Stiff Little Fingers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Kathleen Turner Overdrive,Angry Samoans, Dan Bern, Concrete Blonde, M.D.C.,The Wonders, Brian Jones Was Murdered,Golden Palominos, Pogues,Pantera (DD RIP),Electric Frankenstein,The Equals...

Movies:

Fight Club, High Fidelity, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, LOTR, anything Cameron Crowe, all movies about or including Satan or Vampires,Raising Arizona, Snatch, Rounders, Boiler Room, North By Northwest, Heart Like A Wheel, From Hell,Good Will Hunting, Full Monty,Seven, Gangs Of New York,Empire Records, Empire Strikes Back,So I Married An Axe Murderer,Roger & Me,Breaking Away, Point Break,Spinal Tap, Tap, Taps, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Tao Of Steve, The Razor's Edge and of course Blade Runner...

Television:

Bring back Mr. Show and I'll watch TV again...

Books:

A Farewell To Arms (Hemingway and I have a love/hate thing going on these days), Tailor Of Panama (guilty pleasure), Please Kill Me (required punk rock reading), The Game (I'm doomed for that one),The Curse Of Lono( RIP Gonzo),Illusions(Who hasn't) and many more...

Heroes:

My dead dog Leonard...RIP my Brutha! And of course Mr. Charles....

My Blog

Palmtree Manifesto...

You know the crappiest part about mine or really anyone's blog is that eventually given enough time they will all be covered over by the ones and zero's of yet some unknown blog by some future blogger...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Whatever Happened To...

...Chalk outlines?!?  Yesterday it seems that one of the Methlab's finest was liberated of his mortal coil by way of multiple bouts of hyper sonic lead poisoning right behind the Tin Cannery...Af...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Freemason's and Anti-Crayons

I'll admit I'm an absolute sucker for secret society lore and the more conspiratorial the better.  Skip the secret handshake, "thank you sir may I have another" frat house jackassery.  I wan...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

Know Some People Who Died...

As I sit in my mostly empty tin cannery this morning (we work four ten hour days so my guys always get three day weekends) trying to think of fun and interesting things to blog about...I'm drawing a b...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

Some Recent Fav's, Events and Observations

:::SIGH::: It looks like The Issue are looking for a Bass player again...Safe travels Rob and good luck in N.C. ...but, I did stumble accross my new all time favorite craigslist add..."I Was Playing B...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST

Life Update, Recent Events and Some More Crayon Colors...

Ok, the biggest and funnest news is that on 2/24/07 Lisa and I eloped...yep did the drive thru wedding in the back of a 1970 something faded pink Eldorado convertable that I believe had to be jump sta...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

Forgive Me Satan For I Have Not Sinned...

Its been over 2 months since my last blog...As any one who reads anything I type on here knows by now, for the most part everything I do is for my own amusement. Starting with the holidays and pretty...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Don Julio!

It has been said that everyone who drinks will eventually have that one bad experience with Tequila that will render it nearly undrinkable from that point forward..I..m no exception so here is my stor...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

Entertainment Strategies&

Have you ever sat down and tried to define exactly what in your heart of hearts entertains you? I think about these things, mostly when I..m doing things that aren..t very entertaining like working o...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:54:00 PST

Recent Additions To The Fix Vernacular

Jesus Stadium: A Church that holds more than 1000 Christians under one roof (Tithe baby Tithe..Big Daddy needs some deep tissue and a bump)Wal-Mart Economics: Buying a toaster with a faux brushed stai...
Posted by Tweeky McFix on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST