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Saint JoAnn

Don't regret a thing because it was fun at the time

About Me

I HATE MERCURY!!!
I am STILL cooler than Chuck Norris
I have the BEST dog ever invented
Jersy Girl makes my boyfriend sad

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My Interests

Loving Ian, music, Corona, Pizza, tattoos, black pugs, Matt Skiba, reading, mexican food, credit card debt, irregular choice shoes, hearts with wings, idiosyncracies, laughing at dumb people (this may or may not include pointing), andrea zollo, correcting speech, inner monologue, being smart, conspiracy theories, dia de los muertos art work, sucking at spelling, mindless TV shows, dodging bar fights, taking too many pictures of drunk people.

I'd like to meet:

Macaulay Culkin......
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Music:

my favorite bands are: Alkaline trio (I have the tattoo to prove it), and Pretty Girls Make Graves. I also have an admiration for: The Sweethearts, The Beatles, Death from above 1979, Tsunami Bomb, Kanye West, Here Kitty Kitty, No Doubt, The Sounds, Nikki and the Corvettes, Ladytron, Peaches, Discount, The Black Eyed Peas, Firekills, Yeah yeah yeahs, The Distillers, Cursive, Rise Against, Green Day, Beastie Boys, Rancid, Bad Religion, Girl in a Coma, NOFX, Goldfinger, Descendents, The Mars Volta, Fiona Apple, The Kills, The Tiny, The Get Up Kids, The Killers, and Fall of Troya

Movies:

Ah yes, my two faves, Forrest Gump and The Wizard of Oz. Other than that, I'm a movie junkie and it would take too much time to list them all.

Television:

First of all, I don't care who hears it and judges it, but I LOVE TV! Miami Ink, Ghost Hunters, Conan, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Roseanne, Inked, Oprah (don't fuck with oprah),Scrubs, Chapelle's Show, The Cosby Show, Robot Chicken, Futurama, MXC, The Dog Whisperer, Oswald.

Books:

Books help keep me sane

My Blog

A REAL man.....

1) Will get you new shoes when your old ones are killing your back at work.2) Will take such good care of your dog that she will often fall asleep on him.3) Will NEVER EVER make you cry.4) Will treat ...
Posted by Saint JoAnn on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

Things I learned in 2006

1. There are still people out there who live to be honest.2. Inflatable mattresses can be dangerous catapults.3. It is possible to love again.4. Idiots will always be idiots and cheaters will always b...
Posted by Saint JoAnn on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Ill admit it....Im scared.

 I'm so scared about this last semester of school. These are some of the demons I have to face: 1) Pass Comps. 2)Pass the Praxis (exam which decides if I'll be licenced or if I just wasted these ...
Posted by Saint JoAnn on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Viva la Homer

I went outside to walk Sofi and saw a man in a moo moo riding a bike.
Posted by Saint JoAnn on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

The incredible flying cheese

The funniest thing happened to me this past weekend. I had been craving 6th street pizza for a couple of days and finally on Saturday Emily and I end up at the right place and at the right time for pi...
Posted by Saint JoAnn on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

eewww

Soooo, where to begin. Today I was giving therapy to this little boy; he has autism so his sessions usually consist of the therapist chasing him out from under the tables, or dodging punches. Today wa...
Posted by Saint JoAnn on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:57:00 PST