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Potato Gangster

ah hell na, you just didnt take the last lemon filled!

About Me

I hate everyone. Perfect that my job hinges on how I interact with people. Remember Everyone, i really dont like you. I judge people solely based on the color of their cars. I just want to live in a little hut in Roatan and fight off iguanas and pirates.

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My Interests

dippin in my lo-lo. furious masturbation. not showering. playing nashville country songs backward in order to hear satan.

I'd like to meet:

Hookers with gunshot wounds and stretch marks. People who want to take advantage of me. The Mini Kiss tribute band. The inventor of beer so I can punch him in his liver. Less fake people, more real people. Oh and a nice girl to take home to mom, wait, I got one of those.

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

C-Span. Nancy Grace on CNN Headline News because I think she is the most horrid woman alive. Telemundo with closed captioning.

Books:

How to pick up women (off the floor). A brief history of the universe. See Spot Run. Chaucer. Nucleotide sequence of the gene coding for the bacteriophage MS2 coat protein.

Heroes:

Norman Einstein. Jared from Subway. Lil Kim. Clint Howard. The A-Team. Friedrich Heinrich Jacobi.Talk about it at Videocracy

My Blog

As the World Turns or 6 million ways to macrame a wool kitten

So as many of you know I met a wonderful girl last year. I think she was my reward for enduring years of lonliness and bad decisions. I met her through my friend Tara and instantly fell in love. Th...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

Oops

I accidentally deleted a bunch of people the other day cuz it said their profiles no longer existed. Come to find out this was because of hacker errors. SO, sorry if I deleted you, but if you were d...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

my favorite memory of honduras

There are actually two. The first day there were giant crashing noises on the roof and i couldnt figure out where the loud noises were coming from. I finally went up on the balcony the second day an...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Youre an idiot, and I hate elipses

Have you been Hacked/phished/diddled/anally raped?Step 1. check to see if youre an idiot. Dont know? ask a friend, trust me they know.Step 2. after determining that your an idiot that likes to cli...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

ass pennies

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the populatio...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

Music

- There are many of us for whom music is an irreplaceable part of life. We rely on it to take us out of sadness, pressures of poverty, youth, age, etc . Mixed with alcohol it seems to be a remedy for ...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST

If this is a joke, Im waiting for it to be over.

Usually one of two things happens to me when I drink. I get very introspective and have great discussions with eloquent people about pertinent things or I get shithoused and yell "I am The Clit Comma...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

What happens when youre tired

Sometimes I fight the sleep. Knowing it's just around the corner but not yet wanting it. Knowing the things I must do after the night is done but not wanting to yield to it. So I smoke just one more...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:16:00 PST

arbitrary thoughts

1) I quit drinking. Not "quit quit" but not going out every night aimlessly drinking, fighting and fucking. Im worried Im going to dumb myself down to the point that I cant come back. Im at a po...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

This Week Suckedddd

Alright here we go. After a kickass birthday weekend, I get a phone call from my roomate on tuesday telling me our house got broke into. Im out $15,000 (yes, thats 3 zeros) . Then my kitchen catch...
Posted by rusty shackleford on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:29:00 PST