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~SLIPPY~

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About Me

IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW, JUST ASK, I AM A VERY OPEN AND HONEST PERSON............OH YEAH AND SIZE DOES MATTER!
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I LOVE MY BUTT.....HAHAHAHAHA NO REALLY I DO! MY BABIES....MY DAUGHTER & SON-IN-LAW....MY LOVES!

My Interests

MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TARA & HER WONDERFUL MAN NOLAN, MY CAT CALI & MY TURTLE TIMMY, ART, MUSIC, GOLF, TRAVELING, SNOW SKIING, BEING IN OR ON THE WATER, DIVING, OFF SHORE BOATING & SALT WATER FISHING, TANNING, SHOPPING, CLUBING, WORKING OUT & STAYING FIT, ANIMALS (ALL) I AM LIKE DR. FREAKING DO-LITTLE THEY JUST COME TO ME, BEING WITH MY FRIENDS, OH YEAH AND CUTE GUYS & GIRLS. (OH YEAH AND VERY DIRTY VODKA MARTINI'S)

I'd like to meet:

GOD, EINSTEIN, MOZART, JFK, MARILYN MONROE, POPE JOHN PAUL II, JOHN LENNON, SANTA CLAUS) ANY AND ALL NICE, SWEET SINCERE PEOPLE (MEAN PEOPLE SUCK)! I LIKE & WANT TO KNOW ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW ME AND FITS THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION. I AM MOVING BACK HOME TO ATLANTA (MARIETTA/ROSWELL AREA)...YIPPIE, AND I AM TRYING TO MEET A FEW LOCAL PEOPLE. I HAVE SEVERAL CLOSE FRIENDS STILL IN ATLANTA BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS USE A FEW MORE RIGHT.

***THIS IS A FREAKING ROBOT PEOPLE! HOW COOL IS THIS***
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil.

Michael Myers


95%

Leatherface


85%

Hannibal Lecter


80%

Jigsaw


60%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Pinhead


50%

Jason Voorhees


50%

Candyman


40%

Captain Spaulding


30%

Buffalo Bill


0%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.

Mermaid


92%

Dragon


92%

Faerie


75%

Angel


75%

WereWolf


42%

Demon


0%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You Are Most Like Samantha!
For you, dating is the ultimate sport
You're into guys with power, looks, or a lot of money.
You rather have a great two weeks than a great forever.
But even you fall victim to love from time to time. :-)

Romantic prediction: You'll find love in the next few months...

But you'll be the last one to realize it. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
You scored as Bisexual.

Bisexual


80%

Lesbian


75%

Gay


40%

Straight


40%
Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian?
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You Are A Martini
You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink.
And for you, only quality alcohol. You don't waste your time on the cheap stuff.
Obviously, you're usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic.
And you'd never, ever consider one of those flavored martinis. They're hardly a drink! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?id=19134" What Band's Symbol are You?

Led Zeppelin's Symbols
The symbols of Led Zeppelin represent you best. You are an individual and you are different from everyone else. You have friends but each of you have your own personality and don't copy how you act from eachother. You're awesome! There needs to be people more like you!

Music:

O-M-G WHERE TO START.....ICAL, INDUSTRIAL TRANCE, HOUSE, 80'S BIG HAIR, ROCK (OLD & NEW), SOME COUNTRY, BIG BAND ALMOST ANYTHING...IF I TRIED TO START NAMING THEM ALL MY SITE WOULD PROB CRASH FROM OVERLOAD...I REALIZE THIS FROM THE MOVIES & TV LIST AND I LIKE MUSIC A LOT MORE THAN MOVIES & TV.

Movies:

AMADEUS, DANGEROUS LIASONS, CRUEL INTENTIONS, INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, BLOW, SAW 1 & 2, HALLOWEEN, KISS THE GIRLS, DIRTY DANCING, PLATOON, FULL METAL JACKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, GHOST SHIP, PULP FICTION, THE FULL MONTY, SIXTEEN CANDLES, BREAKFAST CLUB, ST. ELMO'S FIRE, SHREK 1 & 2, SKY CAPTAIN, DANCES WITH WOLVES, HAROLD & KUMAR'S WHITE CASTLE, THE DEVILS ADVOCATE, ANGEL HEART, FLIGHT PLAN, GOODFELLOWS, CASINO, CRASH, ROCKY HORROR, ANIMAL HOUSE, AMERICAN PIE, AUSTIN POWERS, THE INCREDIBLES, ROYAL TANNENBAUMS, OCEANS 11 & 12, MATRIX, ZOOLANDER, TRANSPORTER 1 & 2, SUICIDE KINGS, SPY GAME, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, FINAL DESTINATION, PLAYING GOD, SCARFACE, TRAFFIC, DOUBLE JEOPARDY, JAWS, HIGHLANDER, THE NOTEBOOK, THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU....AND SO ON AND SO ON....I THINK I WATCH TOO MUCH TV....(OH YEAH DID I MENTION PORNO'S).

Television:

LAS VEGAS, ENTOURAGE, L-WORD, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, CRISS ANGEL, SO NOTORIOUS, THE SOUP, WEB JUNK, BEST WEEK EVER, REAL WORLD, KING OF THE HILL, CSI, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM , THE SOPRANOS, LOVE MONKEY, LOST, PENN & TELLER'S "BULL SHIT", AMERICAN JUSTICE, 20/20, 60 MINS, REAL LIFE CRIME SHOWS, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, THE WAR AT HOME, PUNK'D, POKER, BILLIARDS, GOLF, ANY AND ALL HOME IMPROVEMENT SHOWS, FRIENDS, SEINFELD....O-M-G, I NEED A LIFE.........

Books:

THE BIBLE (OF COURSE), ANNE RICE ALL INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE BOOKS, THE PERFECT STORM, DA VINCI CODE, HOLY BLOOD/HOLY GRAIL, LATIN FOR ILLITERATI, THE KENNEDY CURSE, MARILYN (THE MONROE STORY), I LOVE MY CONSPIRACY BOOKS, THE MARTINI SHOT, FACADE, MY MEDICAL BOOKS, AND TOO MANY MORE TO MENTION & EVEN REMEMBER.

Heroes:

MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TARA, SHE SURVIVED ME...LOL...& NOLAN FOR SURVIVING HER AND TAKING HER OFF MY HANDS.......LOL...... AND MY OTHER SMOKING HOT DAUGHTER MANDY, MY MINI-ME
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About Me
Name ~SHARON~
Nickname ~SLIPPY~
Birthday JULY 1ST
Age A VERY YOUNG 44
Height 5'1 AND PROUD TO SAY 88LBS
Hair Color WAIST LENGTH BROWN HAIR
Eye Color BROWN OR BLUE WITH MY CONTACT'S
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend SORT OF BUT IT TURNED OUT TRAGIC
Kissed someone who was just your friend YES I AM A KISSING BANDIT I LOVE TO KISS
Been rejected YES DAMN IT AND IT SUCK'S
Been in love YES DAMN IT AND IT SUCK'S SOMEONE ALWAY'S GET'S HURT
Used someone HELL NO (AT LEAST NOT ON PURPOSE) KARMA IS A SURE THING
Cheated on someone HELL NO THAT IS THE LOWEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO TO ANOTHER PERSON
Been cheated on HELL YES AND IT SUCKED BADLY KILL'S THE SELF ESTEEM
Done something you regret O-M-G THERE ARE A LOT OF THING'S I WISH I COULD CHANGE
Do you ...
Color your hair NO BUT I MIGHT HIGHLIGHT IT SOON
Have tattos YES I HAVE 1 AND 2 MORE ON THE WAY
If so how many
Have any peircings YES I HAVE 7 AND THINKING ABOUT A COUPLE MORE
Have a bf/gf NO BUT LOOKING
Like thunderstorms BIG TIME T'STORMS ARE VERY SEXY & RELAXING
Ever get off the damn computer YEAH WHEN YOU PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime NO TOO CHICKEN I WOULD ALWAYS GET CAUGHT
Considered being a hooker NO, BUT I BET I COULD OF BEEN RICH BY NOW DAMNIT
Coneidered being a pimp NO IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE I HATE BEATING GIRLS UP
Split personalities AT TIMES, I AM A GIRL DUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Obsessions MANY
Panic ONLY WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS CONCERNED HER SAFETY AND WELL BEING YOU KNOW MOM STUFF
Anxiety ONLY WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS CONCERNED YOU KNOW I CAN'T ALWAYS BE THERE TO PROTECT HER NOW THAT SHE IS GROWN
Depression/Considered suicid ONLY WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS CONCERNED SHE IS A GOOD GIRL IT IS JUST TYPICAL MOTHER DAUGHTER STUFF
Right now..
Current clothes FLA GATOR CHEERLEADING SHORTS & WHITE WIFE-BEATER T-SHIRT
Current mood CONTENT A LITTLE BORED
Current hair LAYERD OUT (I JUST CUT IT) BUT IT'S STILL WAIST LENGTH A TOSSLED SEXY BED HAIR LOOK
Current music HAYDN (CLASSICAL)
Current annoyance I NEED MORE CASH
Current perfume/cologne DOLCHE & GABBANA
Current thing you should be doing SHAGGING
Current crush BRAD PITT-ANGELINA JOLIE-JOHNNY DEPP-HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND FEW MORE
Favorite
Drink A VERY VERY DIRTY VODKA MARTINI WITH 3 OLIVES (SHAKEN NOT STIRRED) NO REALLY SHAKEN
Color VARIES WITH MY MOOD NOW IT'S MAROON
Candy DON'T REALLY CARE FOR SWEET'S THAT MUCH MAYBE CHEESECAKE
Tv Show TOO MANY TO PICK JUST ONE
Movie TOO MANY TO PICK JUST ONE
Place VARIES WITH MY MOOD, RIGHT NOW IT IS HOME
Person to talk to MY DAUGHTER'S THEY ARE 2 OF THE FUNNIEST AND ARTICULATE PEOPLE I KNOW BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM IS SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW (YOU KNOW TYPICAL MOTHER/DAUGHTER STUFF) SO I GUESS MY BEST FRIEND FRANK AND OF COURSE MY MYSPACE FRIEND'S ALTHOUGH MY EX IS A RIOT TO TALK TO
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King TAVERN ON THE GREEN BABY
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend IF I CAN'T HAVE BOTH I WOULD RATHER BE ALONE
Root Beer or Dr Pepper PEPSI OF COURSE
Sunshine or Rain SUNSHINE, TANNING & WATER ARE MY DRUG'S OF CHOICE
Spring or Fall FALL YOU KNOW THE HALLOWEEN THING
Winter or Summer SUMMER UNLESS I WANT TO SKI AND THEN IT'S WINTER
Vanilla or Chocolate CHOCOLATE
Snowboarding or Sking SKIING
Lights on or Off ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Are you...
Understanding I AM TOO UNDERSTANDING FOR MY OWN GOOD
Open Minded YES VERY THANK GOD
Bad Tempered VERY BAD IF PROVOKED OR DESERVED AND THEN LOOK OUT
Happy MOST OF THE TIME
Attractive I THINK SO AND I AM TOLD I AM
Bored Easily AT TIMES
Sad SOMTIMES
Unique VERY UNIQUE, WE ALL ARE
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy HONESTY, GOOD BODY, GREAT KISSER, DEPENDABLE, STABLE, VERY SENSUAL/SEXUAL OH YEAH AND THEY MUST WORSHIP ME
Eyes SEXY BEDROOM EYE'S NO SPECIFIC COLOR
Hair color ANY COLOR JUST HAVE SOME
Long or short hair LONG, USUALLY I LIKE THE ROCK STAR LOOK BUT AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A SHAVED HEAD I CAN WORK WITH IT IF HE/SHE IS HOT
Hieght GUY'S TALL 6 FOOT PLUS I LIKE TALL MEN AND GIRL'S PETTITE USUALLY BUT THAT IS NEGOTIABLE
Body Type ATHLETIC, TAN, SEXY, YOUNGER THAN ME USUALLY
Personality HARD TO SAY YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU FIND IT, A COMBINATION OF THINGS
Random
How would you describe yourself A QUALITY & DECENT HUMAN BEING THAT IS YOUNGER IN BODY, MIND, SPIRIT & LOOKS THAN MY AGE THANK GOD AND I HOPE THAT HOLD'S OUT UNTIL I CAN AFFORD PLASTIC SURGERY
Do you have any Pets? 1 CAT CALI & MY (TRANGENDERED) TURTLE TIMMY
Have any syblings? YES
What do you want to be when you grow up? HELL I STILL DON'T KNOW
Do you wanna get married and have kids? TUBES WERE TIED IN 85! BEEN THERE DONE THAT, MY DAUGHTER IS MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT! AND YOU GET ONE GREAT LOVE IN YOUR LIFE & I HAD MINE
What is your best physical Trait? MY BUTT
What is the best thing about your personality? I AM A VERY UNDERSTANDING, COMPASSIONATE, HONEST & GENERAL ALL AROUND SWEET PERSON WITH LOAD'S OF INTERGRITY & MORAL'S
What words do you overuse FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, "YES I WILL HELP YOU" OR "LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU"
Whats the most annoying thing about you I DON'T HAVE PATIENTS FOR PEOPLES BULLSHIT AND LIES ANYMORE AND I WILL CALL THEM OUT ON IT IN A MINUTE
End this survey with a quote "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKETT" OH YOU KNOW THE REST
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


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My Blog

R.I.P. NOLAN

A FEW DAYS AGO THE LOVE OF MY DAUGHTERS LIFE AND THE BEST SON-IN-LAW AND FRIEND I COULD EVER WANT DIED. HE WAS THE GLUE THAT HELD THIS FAMILY TOGETHER AND NONE OF OUR LIVES ESPECIALLY MY DAUGHTERS WIL...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:58:00 PST

SO DELETE ME THEN FING WEIRDOS (ALL IN CAPS)

 THEY SAID "ITS LIKE YOUR YELLING AT US".....W-T-F.....WELL LET ME CLUE YOU INTO SOMETHING....IF YOU HAVE TO CRINGE, COVER YOUR EARS OR IF YOU HEAR YELLING IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU READ IN CAPS, YOU...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

PUERTO RICO...COPY OF MY DAUGHTERS FUNNY ASS BLOG

THIS IS A BLOG WRITTEN BY MY OLDEST DAUGHTER ABOUT HER TRIP TO PUERTO RICO WHILE VISITING MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER. IT IS WORTH A SHARE, SHE AND IT ARE FUNNY ASS HELL! Puerto Rico. The city of lights,the ...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

I AM FINALY MOVING BACK HOME TO ATLANTA...YIPPIE!

I AM FINALLY GOING TO MOVE BACK HOME TO ATLANTA AFTER 8 SAD YEARS AWAY, I AM SO HAPPY! I MISS THE ARTS FESTIVALS, DOGWOOD FESTIVALS & CONCERTS IN PIEDMONT PARK, I MISS THE BRAVES & FALCONS,...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

MY DAUGHTER AND BEST FRIEND COMING HOME

I AM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY (I DID A LITTLE). MY DAUGHTER IS COMING HOME FROM PUERTO RICO ON MONDAY.....YIPPIE! SHE AND NOLAN, MY SON-IN-LAW HAVE BEEN OVER THERE 6MO'S IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ONLY OF BEEN A ...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST

KILL AMERICAN'S??? WE'LL KILL YOU FIRST!!!

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, an...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:57:00 PST

MY CHILDHOOD HERO COME TO LIFE HOW LUCKY CAN I BE

SORRY I DID NOT MEAN FOR THE PAGE TO READ THIS WAY AND I CAN'T FIX IT!   BEING SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN SOME OF YOU, I GREW UP IN A TIME BETTER THAN MOST OF MY FEMALE COUTER PARTS OF THE 50'S AND...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

*****I LIVE FOR THIS*****

A Collection of Strangeness Recently Added    When Leo Tolstoy and his brother were children, they created a club with a peculiar, almost impossible initiation ceremony. In ord...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

I MISS THE WATER

ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN OUT TO SEA, I MEAN REALLY OUT TO SEA, WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AND TO THE REST OF YOU, JUST IMAGINE.....BEING OUT ON THE WATER WHEN IT IS CALM IS MORE PE...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

LOVE -VS- LUST -VS- MARRAIGE (FUNNY & STOLEN)

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.Love- When intercourse is called "making...
Posted by ~SLIPPY~ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST