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Josh

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About Me

As my preferance for inanity finds me marginalized by the stifling, overserious world in which we preside I find myself proclaiming, "BRING BACK FUTURAMA." and one of the greatest quotes ever, "Bio-units, cease sound exchange and ingest sandwiches from my compartment." Also, working at a treatment facility for abused children has warped my sense of reality...causing off-kilter perception toward the world around me, and also a nonsensical sense of humor. Plus I like the words: Jaffanarbalix, Cataclysmic, egregious, and the designations PQM 32x, also XJ-900.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Brave Alchemist.
Where You Lived: Spain.
How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Fortune Is
Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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My Interests

I find some stuff interesting. I enjoy reading, video games, my sense of balance, playing sports and eating. I also enjoy watching movies, hanging out and stuff. Plus, I like to sleep, something that happens far more infrequently than is desirable for a bloke such as myself. I enjoy playing sports when I have the opportunity, such as basketball, ultimate frisbee, and fetch with my giant robot.

I'd like to meet:

Biological units of the humanoid persuasion.

Music:

I like all sorts of music, predominately hard rock and classical. Project 86, Blindside, P.O.D, Thousand Foot Krutch, Dvorak and Brahms included. Plus Weird Al.

Movies:

I like lots of movies. Comedy, Action, Comedy and Action. Napolean Dynamite was good. I also liked Elf, Kicking and Screaming and the Rundown. If it has Will Ferrell and it wasn't Old School, I probably liked it. War and Kung Fu movies I enjoy watching. Just watched the new Jackie Chan movie The Myth. I ordered it directed from Hong Kong...it was very entertaining. Anything movie that lets me laze about the house is good. Also I am a big fan of the Three Stooges (the Curly era), Shemp is okay too, but after that it kindof went downhill. So recently I watched an old Kung Fu movie called Invincible Obsessed Fighter starring Elton Chong. Quite entertaining. Also so was Irish Jam, with Eddie Griffin.

Television:

I like Futurama, Monday Night Football, Futurama and Malcolm in the Middle. That which I currently view on "el televion" hath been, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central on occasion, and any UFC, IFL, WCL or Pride Fights that happen to be on. ESPN is an acceptable viewing experience.

Books:

I like to drink Mtn. Dew while reading. I like reading fiction, non fiction, magazines, self-help, educational materials, the dictionary, phone book and all other forms of printed materials.

Heroes:

I certainly admire the creator of Cheetos, and also the very first to brew Mtn. Dew in the traditional hillbilly style. And of course everybody's heroes, Stonewall Jackson, Philip J. Fry and Zeus.

My Blog

In which I find myself beginning my old age

Current symptoms of looming old age: 1.  That gray hair...which I like and shall definitely keep b.  I occasionally find myself grunting and groaning as I move from either a stand position t...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:31:00 PST

Oh The Humanity

Why, oh why must we preside in this an accursed world?  A world in which there are no new episodes of that exquisite, resplendent, classy show Futurama.  As I sit in my chair bubbling i...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:25:00 PST

Stuff I like

Mr. Appliance commercials, Kung Pao Beef, the direction North, the inventors of root beer, steak and also tator tot farmers, Weird Al music, Futurama THE END!!!
Posted by Josh on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

Stuff I don't like...

There is much in this world I despise and I have arranged a short list...Cheeto dust, but I like cheetos.  Bad drivers, myself included, people who use their fingers to make quotation marks,...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST