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David Price

Health Insurance is for PUSSIES

About Me

Do you remember when you were younger and could go outside with a GI Joe, a Dixie Cup and a rubber band and be entertained for like 7 hours straight? Well I am on a mission to find that time again, cuz I'm very poor and Xbox's are very expensive. Go BUCKS

My Interests

Eating food late at night and then waking up sick...Fast cars and Fast Women...Sports, basketball in particular... Calling bowling allies and asking them if they have eight pound balls....Movies...Money as long as it doesn't come wit Mo Problems....High fives, wth a slight interest in the low, too slow fives...

I'd like to meet:

Steven Wright, Larry Bird, Mick Jagger, Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill Brasky, The dude who stole my cell phone 3 years ago cuz I am still trying to fill in those contacts and FDR.

Music:

Ben Folds Five, Ben Folds, Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson, James Brown, Herbie Handcock, Prince, Billy and Elton, Pete Yorn, Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerold and anything else that gets me dancing....oh and Barney

Movies:

Stripes, Blues Brothers, Anchoman, Saving Private Ryan, Tommy Boy, Royal Tenenbaums, You've Got Mail, Magnolia, School of Rock, Being John Malkovich, Tin Cup, Say Anything,

Television:

The Office (The Original), Seinfeld, Arrested Development, 24, 30 Rock, Anything on the History Channel, NCAA Basketball... and of course The MiddLE Show.
The MiddLE Show: Break Shit
The MiddLE Show: White Stereotypes
The MiddLE Show: Celebrity Look-A-Likes
The MiddLE Show: Comic Con Part I
The MiddLE Show: Comic Con Part II
The MiddLE Show: Comic Con Part III
The MiddLE Show: Unpleasant Messages

Books:

I would read more....but it requires so much reading
The funniest scene from a movie EVER!! MySpace.com

Heroes:

Ronald Miller, Mick Jagger, The guy who invented water, Marvin Gay (that dude has gotten me laid more times than I can count) and my friends father...my dad was alright but my friends dad was awesome.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

My Blog

Duh Hickey

Andrew Uitvlugt, candidate for mayor of Kelowna, British Columbia, proposed in November to coax drug addicts into public jobs, such as trash collection, by rewarding them with crack cocaine, on the th...
Posted by David Price on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:58:00 PST

Hilarious

Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 11-17-05; King County Journal, 2-12-05 According to more than 50 alleged witnesses in 30 pending lawsuits, former Seattle-area gynecologist Charles Momah, 48, not only sex...
Posted by David Price on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:50:00 PST

Bad Day

Air marshal fatally shoots man at Miami airport Sources say 44-year-old U.S. man claimed to have bomb in his carry-on. NBC News and news services Updated: 8:39 p.m. ET Dec. 7, 2005 MIAMI - An agitate...
Posted by David Price on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:05:00 PST

Comments on the News

Police: Man steals $200,000 worth of Lego sets Authorities use 20-foot truck to cart away evidence from suspect's home........ Aren't they being a little rediculous with the 20-foot truck. Lego s...
Posted by David Price on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:11:00 PST

I made it

Hey gang, I finally got my myspace account up and I couldn't be more excited. I have finally entered the 21st century and boy are my arms tired....huh? I'm learning how to tweek and mess with the sett...
Posted by David Price on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST