CUPID

KILLER FOR HIRE

Is there someone in your life that's giving you trouble? If so, Call 1-800-555-CUPID, and leave me a detailed message on who the problem is, why they're a problem, and how that you want that problem solved.

I am a hired bow. I am your sniper. Let Cupid know. I work 364 days a year. Every day except February 14.

No job is too big. No job is too small.