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his and hearse

Fat is the new black.

About Me

light, crunchy shell, with a melt in your glovebox center why do you
have to
stare?

My Interests

bisquick parties, nachos, healing animals with rainbows, punching hee haw in the neck, giving birth to nausea, punching wal-mart in the neck, painting little red wagons, calling you to remind you i cant stand your breath, making movies about sheets and oversized cop pants, licking, sneezing, eating lint, hopping on one foot, mayonnaise salads, hookas, princes, paupers, funkadelic slide shows, peaches, monkey bowels, natrom, holistic hurting, feeble wrists, and dingos. 

Music:

paul simon, black mamba, sci, yonder mt. string, patsy cline, radiohead, MM (note no &), star bastet, yoyo ma, tori, grateful dead, rahzel, the spoon, dave mathews, joyce gillette and chris, van morrison. oh, and that one band that whines all the time... um...WIK

Movies:

shawshank, labrynth, alice, pulp, pi, darko, hedwig, mary poppins, the bbc hitchhikers guide, cabaret, go, invisible monsters (crossing fingers), fifth element por vida, citizen kane, plunkett & macLeane, notebook, stewie

Heroes:

Dr Thorpe and Zack,

My Blog

its going to snow.

sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
Posted by his and hearse on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST

im cheating.

Starting Time: 0946 Name: Selene Eye color: Brn Height: 5'10" What are you wearing right now: work stuff. black pants,shirt, sweater, shoes, socks, scrunchi. Righty or lefty: righty Can you make a fiv...
Posted by his and hearse on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

paid by the call

guess what i get to say now. "hi, my name is selene crull. i'm from the nevada county coroners office. i need to talk to you about a case im working on. *beep* *beep* oh, i have to go on a call, but h...
Posted by his and hearse on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST

too many puppies

imports.bay to breakers.breast cancer.podcasts.music.pilots certificate.the dean.lunch ladies and p.e. teachers.recycling.a stroke.car accidents.so much happened this weekend. emily rocked everyones w...
Posted by his and hearse on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:09:00 PST

naynay had it going around

but i hate bulletins, so i stole it for heresies...>...
Posted by his and hearse on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:30:00 PST

palsy, not paulsie

there was the tard table thing; where paulsie and i were arguing about whether we should sit at the handicap table at starbucks. "i wanna sit at the tard table!" "i know you do. you ALWAYS want to sit...
Posted by his and hearse on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:20:00 PST

oh alison... hey lonnie... check this shit out

we get to go to japan, singapore and bali!!!http://www.orbitz.com/App/ViewFlightSearchResults?z=d dfb&r=7v&z=ddfd&r=7x&lastPage=interstitial
Posted by his and hearse on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

to tell the truth, or do the right thing?

my clients love me. i cant say it enough. i dont know whether they have just had shitty people in their lives the whole way through, or i am this great person they make me out to be. they have family ...
Posted by his and hearse on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST

ditched

ive been housesitting for alisons mommy while she went to some island ive never heard of. the house is up a long, winding road thats up a longer, windier road meets up with a very steep, long driveway...
Posted by his and hearse on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST

paragraphs shmaragraphs

SNOW! snow i say! paulsie and phil and i went sledding. we were in a national forest about 20 miles from my house. we found a hill with a prepacked trail and somewhat of a bump to fly over. we a...
Posted by his and hearse on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:29:00 PST