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Mr. Barky

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, i'm a 36 year old boy from Santa Rosa, Ca. Raised in Napa, Ca. I like parades, moonlight, unholy baskets of breadsticks, the warm fuzzy blanket scraped across my face, and puppies. If i had any wish in the whole wide world it'd be for world peace. or unlimited soup coupons. My favorite color is badd and my favorite number is 0. People think i am sweet and cuddly. They just might be right! tee hee hee. oh, what else about Bryan, hmmm i am 5 feet 10 inches and i am a person who likes to write about sunshine and happiness

My Interests

creating, laughing and loving. Sports, i'm a Dodgers fan and a Bears fan. I like big butts, about that i cannot lie.

I'd like to meet:

People who know what it means to be bad. bad to the bone, and bad news. also bad apples and bad bananas. Bad ass and bad business. bad tuna is also good, as well as bad dogs.

Music:

I like music. It is a good thing. Many types i favor. Listing them will not validate my personality or really give any indication of my coolness as i have none.

Movies:

The Cinema, a time honored tradition of which i partake gleefully. Comedy. i like that. Movies about giant things killing other giant things. Movies about people shooting people and feeling sorry about it. Movies where the girl is scared but finally overcomes her fear only to find that the killer was really her cousin, who she didn't really know all that well but heard good things about from her other aunt so it was kinda of a big surprise to her. I like that one movie where the guy went and did some secret things and stopped a secret plan from destroying the world or at least an important part of it, i think it had Bruce Willis or Bruce Campbell or Bruce Springsteen, Bruce somethingorother anyhow. oh, and i like movies where wizards and elves and midgets and slimy creatures all run around making speeches and killing stuff. ooooooh and movies where this woman is wanting to explore her sexuality with her best friend, who is also a girl, and who maybe has more experience in these matters and well, that's it really. movies where afterwards you say to yourself "i'm totally awed by that, i wish i could have been on set and seen them make this, i would have totally agreed with them"

Television:

After ridding myself of Cable i can say that i feel so much better. I find that not being bombarded with advertising has been an uplifting experience. I don't recommend it for everyone, because apparently our whole world is now dependent on whether we are selling enough soft drinks, cars, skin creams, beer and pills for the penis. And really, i need you idiots to support this shit because i need access to those shows they build around that crap. i do rent some shows and i have a massive collection of MST 3k and Red Dwarf. Anything from Adult Swim is also a pleasure. Especially Aqua, Sealab and Space Ghost. I love some of the classics as well. Kung Fu, Columbo, Quincy, Monk, Buffy, Angel, Poirot, and the Love Boat. Who can resist feathered hair and giant lapels? who? not me that's for sure.

Books:

Bukowski, Pratchett, Gaiman, Doonesbury, Franken, Moore, Waterston, Socrates, Bradbury, Dahl, Silverstein,Piercy, Stafford, Historical Text (not general)

Heroes:

Hero? i don't believe in heroes just well timed kindness.

My Blog

post up

Normally i don't like to make fun of anyones bulletin posting but sometimes something so dumb comes across my desk that i cannnot help myself.  This is one of those (It breaks the Bryan rule of d...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

Of all The

a fool with a pen is not a writer indulging in the politeness of friends is unforgivable ego bandaging the notebook has been given back to the form it was received this has been a courtesy notice...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

Happy Holidays and Other Assorted

Hello there and happy holidays from the Bryan.  You may have noticed the lower case "t" in "the"  that's for reasons i won't go into but you can conjecture on your own if you wish   Hap...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

blog blog blahg

this blog is empty.  why? because i ain't got nothing to say.  except, some of you can truly go fuck yourselves.  i mean that from the bottom of my shoe.  no. really.  &nbs...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

MR BARKY ON SOMETHINGAWFUL

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3710   hey there it is, a reply i sent in for the fuck of it.  it worked. read it.    ...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST

motivation

Here is something i've recently written as a personal motivation for doing what i do.  I'm sharing it with you.  Because i care.   I want to tell you a story I want you to hear me I wan...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

In honor....

.....of my Birthday that just passed i thought i'd roll out my most favorite short poem.  Those of you who really really know me truly understand why this is my favorite.  the rest of you c...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:39:00 PST

Post up

Pity people in the house say "HO!"alright that silliness is done, let's move on to the boredom shall we?i feel like posting. here is a post. have i posted it before? i don't know i'm too lazy to check...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

Animals

Hello Boys, Girls, and other Types I am going to make this short so as not to translate poorly for those that are used to my normal voice.   Here is a recent offering.  enjoy it please...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

Saturday is all right for nothing

It's a dreary saturday.  Cold. Rain. Gray.  You get the idea.  I've done nothing but lay on the couch all day.  Unwilling to do anything else. Reflecting on the ugliness of l...
Posted by Mr. Barky on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 04:41:00 PST