I'd like to meet:
Natalie Portman. Honesty. People who have their feet planted firmly in the ground. People who have feet. People. Feet. Natalie Portman.
Music:
The Clash, The Pogues, XTC, Robyn Hitchcock, The Buzzcocks, Beautiful South, Dylan, Johnny Cash, Zeppelin, Miles Davis, Pixies, Psychedelic Furs, Space, and many others I'll fill in as they occur to me...
Television:
Family Guy, old Simpsons, Arrested Development, Lost, World Poker Tour
Heroes:
Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd, MLK, Scorsese, the Coen brothers, Kurosawa, Orson Welles, Mark Twain, Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, this is going to sound awfully pretentious, but anyone who creates art for the love of creating art.