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Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister

You're just a freak... like me!

About Me

I am a writer. Really! I've had -- wow! -- over 80 short stories published, a novel, and a film I co-wrote is making the festival circuit. I had a play produced this January and three more stage read (I will be directing my fourth this December). But in order to make money, I do graphic design. I work on everything from health care to comic books. I like to read, dance, go to yoga and sit around with friends making each other laugh. To learn more about Tom, consult your local library, or go to www.kidgoth.com.

My Interests

Reading, dancing, theater, yoga, music, comics, movies.

I'd like to meet:

No longer searching for Mr. Right. If he wants me, he's gotta come find me!New friends are always welcome, but looking for quality not quantity. If you send me a friend request without even e-mailling me to say you think we have stuff in common, then I will delete the request.
You Are 20 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Music:

The Chameleons, Peter Murphy (Bauhaus), Robyn Hitchcock, Fad Gadget (Frank Tovey), Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, XTC, Wire, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy, Tom Waits, Duran Duran, The The, They Might Be Giants, Space, The Smiths, Cocteau Twins, Bryan Ferry, Adam Ant, B-52s, Tom Jones, Placebo, She Wants Revenge, Scissor Sisters, Nine Inch Nails.

Movies:

Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, The Emprire Strikes Back, Star Wars, The City of Lost Children, Godfather 1 & 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Mystery Men, Brain Candy, Run Lola Run, The Muppet Movie, Batman the Movie (60s), Batman Mask of the Phantasm, Batman Begins, X-Men 2, The Big Lebowski, Tommy, Blue Velvet, Brazil, All About Eve, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, A Fish Called Wanda, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

The Simpsons, Lost, Pushing Daisies, Heroes, Doctor Who, Spongebob Squarepants, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Twin Peaks, Avengers, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, Batman the Animated Series, Burns & Allen, Dark Shadows, The Tick, V.

Books:

Authors: Joyce Carol Oates, Robert Cormier, John Irving, Neil Gaiman, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, Anne Rice, Milan Kundura, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, Oscar Wild, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky,Books: The Chocolate War, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The House of Leaves, Zombie, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Secret History, My Cousin My Gastroenterologist, Possession.

Heroes:

Willie Wonka, Homer Simpson, Batman, Agent Dale Cooper, Robyn Hitchcock.

My Blog

Black Thursday

An oldie but a goodie... Red VeinsRed veinsAiming for my heartLike Cupid's arrowOnceThe rusted bladeThe failed attemptMay not be so failedNowAnd that's what Valentine's Day is all about, Charlie Brow...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

Fantastic Four 3: Attack of the Frightful Four

I am not a fan of fan fiction, but somebody asked in the Fantastic Four group who we think should be the villain in the next movie, and it got me thinking what I would do if I were hired to write the ...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST

Pants on Fire

You're just too good to be true. So for the past three months of our relationship, I've been waiting for that other shoe to drop. Little did I realize it would rain footwear as if somebody had ransa...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

He Kindly Stopped For Me

Edwin Smithers did not notice the Grim Reaper standing in his kitchen.Well, if he noticed that, he may have started noticing other things as he rushed around getting ready for work. He'd notice the r...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

I Want Your Hex

"My tits are quite warm," said the witch to her friend,Who felt he could touch them for days without end."No warts on my face," she went on to say."Though I do need some help from Oil of Olay."I don't...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

Surreal Sunday

I don't usually write blogs about my personal life, because who really cares what I had for breakfast (a bowl of Kix cereal if you must know), but a few strange things happened to me last night that I...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

OCD

Wash my hands. Don't wash your hands. If I don't wash them, I'll catch a virus and die. You already washed them, they're clean. Wash my hands. Don't wash your hands.I can't do this, regardless of...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:37:00 PST

Firebird

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a magical bird with plumage of fire. This firebird was both a blessing and harbinger of doom to its captor&"I'm burning up, burning up for your love," G...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:01:00 PST

Little Black Book: A Little Black (No, Blue!) Comedy

Below is an excerpt from my play, Little Black Book: A Little Black (No, Blue!) Comedy.Young actor, Justin Ross, has recently passed away. His mother has organized his funeral, but accidentally used ...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

Poltergeist of Love

I am the poltergeist of love.Dead relationships Haunt me,Disturbing my life,When I least suspect it.I've tried to exorciseThese demons,But they are resurrectedIn a familiar song Or movie quote.I guess...
Posted by Rev. Kid Goth - The Sinister Minister on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:01:00 PST