Your Mom, pyschology, literature, Shakespeare, Kenneth Branaugh (Please marry me), dressing up, dancing (I'm very picky about the clubs I go to). Oh screw it, I hate doing these things!
I'd like to meet:
Sarah Brightman. Seriously. Kaizer von Loopy, because I always seem to miss him at every HuG show I attend. Boudica, but she’s kind of dead. Orlando Bloom…just because it’s Orlando Bloom.
Excerpts form our new book!!!1122211:
Kaka, a star formation similar to the seven sisters, is located near the many moons of Saturn. It was recently discovered by Micovitch Vonkak. Named after his second wife's Cockatiel, Kaku who is named after Vonkak, holds a special place among the hearts of the Russian people. The ancient Indians were the earliest ummm…Florida? ~
You smell lovely, Like shit. What an odd name. Well its not that odd considering your fathers name, Dick, and your mother's occupation, Whore, who would work for a Snickers bar instead of money. I'm not surprised that people come up to you and say, "You're an 'efffing weirdo." Your back round is quite questionable. Alas, you are so oblivious to your pitiful upbringing that you reply,"Thank you I know!"~
"Having trouble with your Christmas Xmas list? Don't know what to buy your special someone? Well come to Nelly Norman's Nick Nacks for all your Christmas Xmas needs! Have you ever been in a bad snow storm caused by Global Warming and all you wanted was a cup of cocoa? Well I have. And let me tell you it sucks. Monkey balls. Anyway, there's nothing I love more than a nice warm cup of Ovulation! Yes Ovulation! The new cocoa that your kids will go crazy for!
Ovulation not for you? Well then let me interest you in a synthetic beach! For all you old folk who can't stand the cold and complain about the thermostat and make everyone else feel like they're in an over because YOU can't stand the cold. SELFISH BASTARDS! *cough* anyway, your synthetic beach includes your very own 3 ft pool, blow up Palm tree and two piranhas named Joe!
Maybe the heat isn’t your thing. Maybe feet are! Have a Foot fetish? Like Mold?
Well then Nelly's got the perfect gift. A how too, step-by-step instructional class on how certain molds make great exfoliates! Yes you'll love our new classes. Times are 4-5pm and 5:45-6:45am.
Maybe feet freak you out! Make you nervous or make you think of a small Teddy bear with a small child who is Choking on coffee? Well then you can come and work at our new addition to N.N.N.N. Established in 1888, the time of the Ripper murders, Caecilius Nelson a noted physicist, had a dream. That dream was to create a sanctuary for men and women of all ages who wanted to view pornographic films, pictures, etc. Unfortunately this successful business was shut down due the graphic murder of Mary Ann Nichols the Porno librarian. Her death was greatly mourned. Now a full two hundred years later this sect has been reopened and we are now looking for a part time librarian! Now if you are unafraid of being savagely murdered then this is the place for you!For any information please call 1-800-588-2300. (Est numero imperatori die) Are phones lines are open 24/7."~
Baby Jesus was born on a Sunday. Sucks for him. Now there is a new group of Russians who are Taking back Sunday and they are called AFI. When asked what title stood for they replied, "Vell, it stand for A vunch of funcking idots!" When asked where the 'B' came from they said, "Zer iz no B! Zhat iz vhy ve are a A vunch of funcking idots!" That was the last we've heard from Vonsnoucher Bob. (If any information is found dealing with her disappearance, please contact the N.N.N.N at 1-800-588-2300)
This new terrorist group is led by none other than, Motorolla razr, the illiginamet son of Nicholas Romanoff. Mr. razr and his two body accomplises the Jagermeister, his daughter, and Igore his fluffy Salamander, are on a mission to Take Back Sunday. * Cue dramamtic music* There only opposition is a Vietnamese activist group called Hanzel und gretyl. Their leader, Tolstoy,(who is Quebcois) has taken it upon themselves to destroy these 'Mushrooms' terrorist activists and bring back peace to the Russian people of France. Yay for them! ~
This is just a small excerpt of "Parvus Liberator Certamini Navali" the new sensation that is sweeping the country! Its is Manifesting Destiny! Written and Iamaea Edwardo by edited by Michellea Clause and with four Oscar nominees it is the perfect gift for when your girlfriend catches you red handed with some hoe from Iceland named Rita and attempts to kill you in your sleep with a blunt object so you'll really feel it in the morning and can’t cure it with booze and you want her back. Why is beyond us. Some people are just so stupid we can't understand how they function in everyday life.Only $49.99+s/h-$2.86(in can. 51.88)Only available for a short time only! Get it while its still hot! Or else you'll freeze from Global Warming! *creepy voice*You've been warned.
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Music:
Take Me To Your Leader Video Take Me To Your Leader lyrics - Hanzel Und Gretyl lyrics Hanzel Und Gretyl Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCureProfile Help!
Let's see: Bleeding Through,
Stabbing Westward,
Shakira, Sarah Brightman,
Strike Anywhere, Nine Inch Nails,
Depeche Mode, Apoptygma Berzerk, VNV Nation, HIM, Sister Soleil,
Local H,
The Explosion, The Cruxshadows, The Cure, Tiger Army, Hanzel Und Gretyl,
Mission UK, Sisters of Mercy,
AFI,
Tsunami Bomb, Nitzer Ebb,
In Strict Confidence, Stolen Babies,
The Dreaming,
VAST, Nightwish, The 69 Eyes,
Evanescence, Coldplay, Bach, Paganini,
Pink Floyd, Type O Negative, Ok Go, Peter Gabriel, Judas Priest,
KY Tunstall, Vast, The Music, Tsu Shi Ma Mi Rae, POE, Rasputina, Jucifer, Joy Division, Gnarls Barkley, Garbage, My Chemical Romance, Flogging Molly, Dope Stars Inc, Led Zeppelin,
Assemblege 23, Gaelic Storm, Emilie Autumn,
Burning Brides
Movies:
Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Crow (no shit), Henry V, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Shrek, Chicago, Ice Age, Donnie Darko, My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Television:
CSI, CSI, CSI. Did I freaking mention CSI!? Why the hell else would I sell bits of my soul to own the complete seasons on DVD!? Mythbusters, whenever I can catch it Conan O'Brian, The Food Network, I Love New York, The Tudors, Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, History Channel, TLC, Comedy Central, and the Discovery Channel. This is only when I actually watch TV.
Books:
Lord, I don't have the time..Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Chronicles of Narnia, Shakespeare, The Kin of Ata Are Waiting For You, Dark Tower Series.....God, too many to name, damnit!
Heroes:
William Shakespeare,
Vas Kallas,
Marta,
Stella Soleil,
your mom, Roland
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