About me eh? ME? Little ol' me. Well what is there to say, that you cant learn in a lifetime?
Or what is there to say that you won't assume from my pictures/interests/favorite movies/and music I listen to?
If you have an open mind, and decent soul, then you have the best chance of really gettin to know me. My tastes in all things are varied and eclectic. No matter how hard I try, I cannot give you my favorite anything. I may have a current favorite, or something that I've been listening to/watching/reading/eating more of at a specific time, but thats the closest I get.
It's even that way with people.
Sometimes, I don't even like my best friends.
I've moved more times then any person should.
I like to have fun, be loud, drink, hug everyone, yell at my best friend, and then hug him again. I probably drink too much, but I havent been in jail, hospitilized(almost), or killed yet, so I figure I'm doing ok.
I play guitar. Who doesnt? Its not unique, so I wont try to make it seem like it, or I, am. Atleast in that aspect.
I'm online alot. I like talking to new people, and I never mind getting messages, either on here, or via AIM/Yahoo/MSN.
Speaking of which..AIM = urt0uchvsdeath yahoo= Im_so_last_summer msn= [email protected]
I have tattoo's. Same thing with the guitar, who doesnt? No big deal.
Oh,
I'm Jon. or Ralphie. Whichever. I think Sonic is cooler then Mario, but Mario has more games, so he wins. Megaman's a pussy. Original MSPaint kicks the shit out of Photoshop. If you need to undo more then twice, you lose. I hated pineapples when I was young, but now I find them oh so deliscious. I blame this on Sex on the Beach. I drink an unhealthy amount of Captain Morgan and Ginger Ale. I'm always afraid to order anything else, I'll just miss my Captain too much. I used to play D&D religiously, but haven't in years, and probably wont again because I was spoiled with the best group of friends to play with, and no one can beat that. I'm still a gamer at heart, and always up for anything. I love movies. Good movies. Classic horror or slasher flicks the best. I cant bring myself to spend 15 dollars on a new movie, when I can go and buy a 3 DVD set of 10 movies, for 6 bucks. Plus Vincent Price is better then all of you. Creamy peanut butter is for the weak, and if you don't like dark chocolate, I don't like you. When I was a kid, I didn't shower for more then 10 seconds for like 2 years straight, because I was deathly afraid of being in the bathroom alone, thanks to Bloody Mary. I wish I had the time to eat a big breakfast every day. Eggs, bacon, sausage, bagels, milk, juice, the works. When I get to that point in my life, I will consider myself successful. Cats are better then dogs. I like everything cool first, and you know it. I missed around 120 days out of 180, my senior year of highschool, and I still dont know how I passed. STAY IN SCHOOL. If I had the voice, I'd form a doowop group. I yearn for the days when all I had to worry about was how I was going to afford the comics I was reading that month. I never read peoples blogs, and update mine rarely. If I want to know whats going on, I'll talk to you, the old-fashioned way. I keep away from Runaround Sue. The more feedback on a guitar the better. I give change to almost every homeless person that asks, because I need the good karma. I still chew Fruit Stripe gum, AND wear the temporary tattoo's. I need to buy more pants. I dont shop at Salvation Army and Goodwill cause its "cool and retro"..I do it because I'm that poor. Fuck pirates AND ninja's. We all know Vikings are cooler anyways. I think warning labels impede Natural Selection. If you want to try and stop a chainsaw blade with your genitals, please, do so. Final Fantasy 7 was the best one in the series, and I don't care what you say. I hate people that order drinks with 'no ice'. ESPECIALLY when you get free refills. What exactly are you doing? I love having alot of money in my pocket, and going out and buying everyone drinks. I love it more when people buy me drinks. I once spent the night passed out in a pile of gravel in my front lawn. I make a mean batch of Ramen Noodles, and could live off of it and be happy. If I had my way, I'd put ranch dressing on everything. And anything I didnt put it on, I'd put Soy Sauce on instead. I look fucking good in a tux. When I finally get a car, it WILL have a chain link steering wheel, and a footprint gas pedal. I LOVE old candy, like Ice Cubes, UFO wafers, Wax bottles, and Bubbletape.
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