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Sken

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About Me


I'm a livin' effigy of Thatch.
Things I've considered changing my name to include:
Hans Sprungfeld
Marty Christmas
Meat Penis
Lance Gasbag
Runaway Weeswinger
Martin Lunchet
Will Travel
Bryce Crispy
I've been with my wife for almost fifteen years and when we are up close, face to face, I still don't know which eye to look at.
I am a wizenheimer.
I like ninjas and farts because they are both silent and deadly.
I have two very lazy eyes, so I use my ears; one of which works, the other, well, not so much.
Wonderful uncomfortable.
These are not my socks.
I was model of the month, June 2006, at manboobs.com
I am completely in touch with the magic of "...for you..."
Its as if I have a jacket made of scramp, except for the fact that I don't.
My music can be listened to or downloaded by clicking on this text. But not this text, because it is just text. However, this text will also sweep you away to Fralex9 , whereas this text will not as, again, it is just text.
This blog isn't getting much attention these days, but it is here.
I'm also really bad about keeping my fly zipped, which doesn't have much effect as I'm hung like a gerbil.
Some people think I started the craze of yelling "Billowing Tractor!!!" when you realize that someone's crusty elbow skin is forming the shape of a famous person's profile (mine always does Rich Little) but that craze pre-dates me by a good 2 years.

My Interests

Playing guitar better and more frequently than washing myself. Kicking politicians in the balls (if they have 'em).

I'd like to meet:

Leaf Sprain

Music:

Ani DiFranco, 50 Foot Wave, GAM!, Amplitron, The Limbs, Dirty Nickel, Addicted 2 Fiction, Blue Light Curtain, Levator, Can, Tom Waits, Ziggy Marley, Talking Heads, D.O.A., Bob Marley, Descendents, Tribe Called Quest, Gil Scott Heron, The Misfits, Matt Boroff, P-Funk, Sonny Rollins, Sonic Youth, Lee "Scratch" Perry, John Coltrane, My Bloody Valentine, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Charles Mingus, Shan Coleman, X, Throwing Muses, Steel Pulse, and so many more...

Movies:

Me and You and Everyone We Know
Everything is Illuminated
Waking Ned Divine
Breakfast on Pluto
Flirting with Disaster
The Last Supper
I -Heart- Huckabees
Gods and Monsters
Until the End of the World
The Oh! in Ohio
The Search for Animal Chin
Best in Show
River's Edge
Sid and Nancy
Citizen Kane
Amelie
Stop Making Sense
Clerks and Clerks II
Little Miss Sunshine
Water
The Big Lebowski
Too many more...

Television:

The Great Space Coaster, Da Ali G Show, Benny Hill, Masterpiece Theater, Sigmund the Sea Monster, The Electric Company, Star Balzers, Mighty Mouse, Looney Toons, Pinky and The Brain, Woody Woodpecker, In Living Color

Books:

The ones with some words and a picture or two.

Heroes:

Anyone who has something to say and says it. Or the Superfriends.

My Blog

Popsicle Brainstorm

Its a hard to believe cramp in the ankle bone crisperTurned on a dimetapp landscapeall ate some stuffthen went out and grabbed an ICEEapart from the signalthere was no sound...
Posted by Sken on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

Moon Wood

Brittle little trickle in ickle moonwood's thistle made a bumping thumping grumpy in a spoonwood's grissle sizzle!
Posted by Sken on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

Percival Parsnip

Brilliant ice popSparklingDownpour and allGrey waterfrontMist and windSea spray and nutmegFrostingAndSkee Ball
Posted by Sken on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

prairier

Common munskLocated at the wrinkleBetween sand duneand wind whistle
Posted by Sken on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

Responses

The responses I get to my bulletins are always funnier than the bulletins themselves. For some time now, I've been thinking of posting those responses. Now I'm going to do it. I am keeping the names o...
Posted by Sken on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:22:00 PST

Blessed

You know, I've got to have one of the most blessed lives there is. Between my immediate family and the tribe of artists and musicians I've come to know over time, I feel very lucky.Sometimes I get pre...
Posted by Sken on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

martin lunchet

crisp breezegoldenplaytime in the yardbeyond grace"kick it to me!"and"higher!"crashing huggrasping handswhile swinging...
Posted by Sken on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

red tip curl

with a pointpointingmeltingbrightest thingin sight
Posted by Sken on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST

One Blurb

Blessing of the sunwhite one poking over tree tops lit up orangeStep in brownWash in creekSneakers spend night outside...
Posted by Sken on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST

Drained

More than just the main vein is drained at this point. I'm burnt. Nothing creative to say at this time...ooooh! Wait, except this!Squirrels will eat pine cones! Its true!...
Posted by Sken on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST