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Jordan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I can't color enough,
I would color all day every day If I had my way,
I would use every crayon in my box.

My name is Jordan.

I drink, party, smoke, have sex, talk dirty, swear, have no tact, love shoes, am dead sexy, love my friends, hate my enemies, will let you walk all over me, am poor but still spend money, have two cats, live alone, have one best friend, want nothing more than to be normal.

If I don't know you, message me before you try and add me. If you have a Private Profile, don't bother adding me, unless I already know you.

My Interests

- Tattoos
- Piercings
- Drinking
- Friends
- Boys
- Sex
- Reading
- Movies
- Music
- Video games
- TV and more
(of course, not exactly in that order)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

- Alexisonfire
- All-American Rejects
- Bright Eyes
- Cake
- catch-22
- Cold
- Deftones
- Dirty Vegas
- Disturbed
- Drowning Pool
- Enter the Haggis
- F-Ups
- Fall Out Boy
- Finger Eleven
- Fuel
- Garbage
- Gavin DeGraw
- The Get Up Kids
- Green Day
- Hoobastank
- Ingram Hill
- Jet
- John Mayer
- Kanye West
- The Killers
- Kristin Chenoweth
- Linkin Park
- Marty Casey & Lovehammers
- Modest Mouse
- Motion City Soundtrack
- My Chemical Romance
- Nine Inch Nails
- Nirvana
- A Perfect Circle
- Rise Against
- Senses Fail
- Snow Patrol
- Something corporate
- Staind
- Story of the Year
- Streetlight Manifesto
- Stroke 9
- The Strokes
- sugar cult
- Teddy Geiger
- The Mountain Goats
- The Weakerthans
(that's only some of what i listen to)

Movies:

- 10 Things I Hate About You
- 13 Ghosts
- Akeelah and the Bee
- All Dogs go to Heaven
- Almost Famous
- Amelie
- American History X
- An American Tale
- A.I.
- The Astronauts Wife
- Benny and Joon
- Blade
- Blade II
- Blade Trinity
- The Breakfast Club
- Brokeback Mountain
- Chasing Amy
- The Chronicles of Riddick
- Chocolat
- Cleopatra
- Clerks
- Clerks II
- Closer
- Le Divorce
- Dogma
- Don Juan DeMarco
- Donnie Darko
- Enemy at the Gates
- Ever After
- Face Off
- Family Guy
- Fargo
- The Fifth Element
- Final Destination
- Four Feathers
- The Fox and the Hound
- Ghost
- G.I. Jane
- Girl, Interrupted
- Girl with a Pearl Earring
- Halloween H2O
- Hart's War
- Hidalgo
- High Fidelity
- Homeward Bound
- The Indian in the Cupboard
- Interview with the Vampire
- Jarhead
- Jumanji
- King Kong
- Labyrinth
- Leauge of Extrodinary Gentlemen
- The Little Mermaid
- LOTR
- Love Actually
- Mallrats
- Matilda
- Memento
- The Nineth Gate
- Once Upon a Time in Mexico
- Orange County
- Patch Adams
- Pitch Black
- POTC
- The Princess Bride
- The Recruit
- Red Dawn
- RENT
- The Road Warrior
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Rudy
- Runaway Jurry
- The Santa Clause
- Sahara
- Saving Silverman
- Say Anything
- The Secret Garden
- Secret Window
- Sin City
- Sixteen Candles
- Soul Survivor
- Spirited Away
- Super Troopers
- The Terminal
- The Titanic
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Tuck Everlasting
- The Virgin Suicides
- Waiting
- Walk the Line
- Water World
- What Dreams may Come
- White Oleander
- X-men

Television:

I hardly watch TV unless I'm at my parent's house.
I really enjoy...
- The Tudors
- Sex and the City
- Angel

Books:

Authors
- Anne Rice
- Christine Feehan
- Dan Brown
- Dean Koontz
- Gary Pullman
- Gregory Maguire
- J.K. Rowling
- Janet Fitch
- Laurell K. Hamilton
- Stan Rice
- Stephen King

Favorite Books
- The Forgotten Beasts of Eld
- Girl with a Pearl Earring
- Harry Potter Series
- Lamb
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Paint it Black
- White Oleander..

Heroes:

My best friend Keri.
I love you baby.

My Blog

The void.

I can't fucking stand this bullshit I keep putting myself through. Why the fuck do I do it? Why do I keep crawling back on my hands and knees to the one person I know will tear me to pieces? It's not ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:38:00 PST

obsessions/ addictions

I don't understand why some obsessions/ addictions are acceptable and some aren't.  Why is it that some things can be explained away and other things scrutinized and not kosher?A woman goes to th...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

Cutting you up with razor wire

Today, I deleted the part of my past that hurt. I deleted the part that I could at least. So, good-bye people that cause the painful memories and good-bye people that are reminders of those painful me...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

wtf?

I need to stop crying over something I should have known was inevitable.Why do guys suck so much?And why am I so easily forgotten?
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

take me away

        Have you ever just sat for an hour or so and just wondered what you were going to do? Maybe you were watching yourself in a mirror, staring off into space, you dr...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

I like to torture myself

I want a really sweet boyfriend!How come they're all taken, or start out sweet and then turn into dicks?What happened to the guys that would do anyhting for their girl,that would try and stop the worl...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST

wrote another poem

A whisper That's what I just saw A whisper of a smile tracing itself across your mouth A whisper of that self doubt melting away If we just keep this up Never stop what we're doing All your negativity...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

lmao

I just gotta laugh my ass off at the crazy people that read my bulletins.Apparently some of them think I'm psycho.Yes, becase I write a fucking short story about people breaking up it means I'm psycho...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST

I wrote a short story and it sucks

She sat up looking distressed."Where are you going?""It's over," he said. And then he walked out the door.It had been two months since their last fight. It had been two days since their one year anniv...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:58:00 PST

This may be long, but for girls like me... it's true

Ode to the Nice GirlsThis rant was written because a nice girl finally snapped.I've read the tribute to the nice guys; this is my response.This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who a...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:54:00 PST