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Allmighty Zach

About Me

MyWackoSpace MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics MySpace Icons Contact TablesI have been to the moon twice, climbed Mount Everest, ridden inside a whale, had sex with 4500 women at once, ate an entire village in one sitting including their homes and cars, made love to Lucifer, walked on clouds, controled the universe, benched the entire state of kansas, bought the country of El salvador and fought off 74,624 men, 345 bears, 7 yettie, a wild pack of hippies, a heard of centaur and a homocidle psyco toaster oven armed only with a pickle and a pair of socks. (This is all true)

My Interests

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Oh and that model from those Head-on commercials (she has such a sexy forehead)


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REJECTED TV THEME SONG: FRAGGLE ROCK



My Blog

Whitman said it best

"Ever the soul dissatisfied, curious, unconvinced" -- Whitman; Life.Well my girlfriend and I broke up and looking back at my last blog I think to my self maybe now I can figure it all out.  Perha...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 15:50:00 GMT

alcohol is a depressant

This life boars the shit out of me.  Was it all meaningless.  Can I change? Prolly not I'm a big chicken.  Those small moments in life they make you think what your life is, and what yo...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 18:26:00 GMT

Go ahead try it, it will only drive you crazy.

My friend rich just visited and got me thinking. He tends to do that and thats why he's better company than the rest of you balls for brains. Any who, we got on the topic of the soul and the idea that...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:08:00 GMT

Quarterbacker with cheese

Holy Shit! Fuckin' Football!  At least next week the Steelers have a bye so they can't lose.  I know every one knows the Ben Rothlischeeseburger joke but did you know there are other NFL Qu...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:54:00 GMT

I need some Benadryl extra strength loss eraser

Holy shit do I hate allergy season.  It's that time of year when your nose hurts, your throat tickles, and your team fuckin loses monday night football.  What the hell.  I don't know wh...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:01:00 GMT

life

So, I guess the Crocodile Hunter is dead.  And the weird thing is, is that every one is so surprised.  Or they want you to feel bad or something.  Look the man had it comming.  Not...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:58:00 GMT