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Mark

I prefer to be called a Buccaneer-American

About Me

"Marky Napper. Those two words inspire women to swoon, his friends to brighten, and his enemies tremble in fear. The oft-goateed warrior is seen slumming it in dingy pubs all across Western and Central New York state, and sometimes even in Canada. Known for his love of pirates, football, superheroes, and Doug Flutie, this Mark Napierkowski will surely by you a drink if you are willing to listen to one of his endless summer camp stories, or jokes that go nowhere. However, at the end of the day, Mark Napper is but a man, a man with his Parliament Full Flavors and his White Russians. No, he's more than that - he's a friend."By Mike Jaynes

My Interests

Piracy and pirates, telling stories i.e. folktales and legends, summer camp, the outdoors, Doug Flutie, hookahs, hobo wines, shenanigans, hot tubs, New Orleans, travel. HOBY

I'd like to meet:

Adventurers. Those who seek out life and attempt to take all they can. Heavy drinkers. People looking for lively debate, mellow chats, or useless trivia binges that can cause other's heads to explode. Those who don't mind a long winded story for a cheap punchline, because the joy is in the story itself. People who look for good stories to tell themselves.

Music:

Billy Joel, KMFDM, Teagan and Sara, Nine Inch Nails, David Bowie, Dan Bern, Cowboy Mouth, Arrogant Worms, Busta Rhymes, etc, etc.... most everything

Movies:

Casablanca, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Indiana Jones, Memento, Spiderman, Princess Bride

Television:

Nothing much... maybe some wrestling every once in a while.... and don't give me that look, you know you watched it before!

Books:

Stephen King, Hunter S Thompson, Mick Foley, Douglas Adams... ya, so it says books, I am just listing off authors. Any folk tale/legend/myth collection

Heroes:

My father. and Theodore Roosevelt