Alcohol & Drugs: There effects on spiders |
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Posted by the Evil Genius on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:53:00 PST |
I AM 46% GEEK! |
I AM 46% GEEK!You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the GEEK tes...
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love makes the world go round? |
Someone once told me that love makes the world go 'round. Well, I just had to laugh in their face because, c'mon, everyone knows that what makes the world go 'round is a mutant gerbil on a treadmill.
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? |
Anyone?
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it? |
Because I care!
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? |
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Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Mathematical Riddle!!! |
Here is a simple math question for you to ponder.
If 0 x 0 = 0, and 1 x 1 = 1, then shouldn't 2 x 2 = 2?
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Who said I have a Pink Car? |
I don't know where that picture came from. Must have been some foreign spies. I think Byll is a professional con-artist, my car isn't pink. It's gold with some 24's. Cause I am a pimp!!!!
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Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. |
They were cold too.
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" |
Duh!
Posted by the Evil Genius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
