Outdoors, loving, motorcycles (on and off-road), playing guitar, kids, being a kid, racing, The Dago Zoo, living, skateboarding, finding, OB (where the surf meets the trash!), Advocates of Humanity, exploring, questioning, cuddling, desert, kissing, surfing, seeing, snowboarding, traveling, river, existance, Stripper Poles, DOGS!!!It also seems things that I don't know much about, the more interested I am.Quantium Physics, new people, time (time is in fact relative!), airplanes, sanity
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Punk, Rock, PunkRock, Indie, Hardcore, Club Shit
The Squid and the Whale, Blades of Glory, Hot Fuzz, Talladega Nights, jackass (all), Orange County, Freddy Got Fingered, Office Space, Clerks (both), Joe Dirt, Orgazmo, Old School, Anchorman, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The movies I've made, The movies I'm going to make...
Adult Swim, Planet Earth, The Bum Life!
Under the Banner of Heaven, The Life of Pi, Into the Wild, Jesusland, The Glass Castle, Everythings Eventual, Mr. Know It All, Into Thin Air, We the People (one of the only text books that I actually really enjoy reading! And it's on a topic super dry...Politics!!! Thanks Thomas Patterson your a fag) The book I'm writing...
Myself (If I may be so self-indulgent)And just to be a little more vain but this section I am the most proud of, Wikipedia any one of these people!The Wright Bros. Travis Pastrana, Joe Arpaio, Beck Bristow, Zig Ziglar, Eli Roth, Nicolaus Copernicus (A fellow Pole), Taddy Blazusiak (Ha another Polak), Mike Rowe, Howard Hughes, Alexander Hamilton, Jody Williams, Cesar Estrada Chavez, Desmond Tutu, Jackie Robinson, Carol Donald, Nola Ochs, Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, Albert Einstein, Dick Hoyt, Rick Hoyt, Liz Murray, Norman Rockwell, everyday people like you and me.