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Jeff!...1 of 1!

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About Me

These are a few thoughts I wrote down last week, no rhyme, no reason, no order, just thoughts...Just JeffI have been given the power to change the world…And I accept.If you don’t believe me, you’ve never meet me. And if you have, you don’t know me.“I pledge allegiance to the world for nothing more and nothing less than my humanity, searching for vision, not invisibility” Strike Anywhere.I go confidently though this world and through life. Always consciously aware of my surroundings, armed with knowledge and the desire to make a difference.I greatly appreciate what I have now and what I have had. And knowing this I already appreciate the even greater things that will come.I’ve burned bridges…but I don’t want to anymore…unless I must.I think big. So big it exhausts the Imagination of many. Play along. You can learn things from me just as I want to learn things from you.I live to meet new people and expand my ideas. Share stories, and quest to make new ones together.I meet people and judge them on the content of their character, not the color of their skin, or their origin of birth, or gender, or social status….I feel you should do the same. Dr. Martin Luther King is one of my hero’s. His words are incredibly powerful.I’m famous. Just because you don’t know it doesn’t mean I’m not. Paul and Marcus are too.I’m good looking!I have million dollar ideas…to many to take on. Want to help me out?I do not worry about money or time, I have plenty of both. These are both relative concepts. Please learn these concepts if you don’t understand them. They’re huge.Apocalypto taught me a very good lesson about fear! Thank you.I like drugs. Especially when I’m in pain or really depressed. They trick your brain. Temporarily put you in a parallel but better universe, Don’t forget which universe you actually live in though. That’s when drugs become bad.I will earn 120,000 dollars this year.I’ve always had an interest in The Placebo Effect. Now that I understand how it works it completely amazes me. Anyone want a sugar pill?Lessons about life are all around me! I’m glad I’m wise enough now to accept them.I am intelligent and become more so every day. For this I am wise.I never wanted children. Because of fear and my own lack of skills in this game we call life. Children are little sponges and would have absorbed everything negative that used to possess me. I’ve now learned that I posses more skills than most of the people who actually have children, nor do I have fear. I now am excited by the thought of having children. They would be a reflection of me and I am an incredibly amazing person.I love dogs! Dogs are also a reflection of their owners. I want to rescue a Greyhound. I also want a small dog who I would actually treat like a dog rather than a puppy or baby its whole life.Resistance is futile.Human interaction is priceless. Don’t call and talk to me longer than it would take to meet up in real life.TV is boring. When I learned that the only thing that you can change is the channel, I turned it off. Although I love the History Channel.I love books! Got any good recommendations?

My Interests

Outdoors, loving, motorcycles (on and off-road), playing guitar, kids, being a kid, racing, The Dago Zoo, living, skateboarding, finding, OB (where the surf meets the trash!), Advocates of Humanity, exploring, questioning, cuddling, desert, kissing, surfing, seeing, snowboarding, traveling, river, existance, Stripper Poles, DOGS!!!It also seems things that I don't know much about, the more interested I am.Quantium Physics, new people, time (time is in fact relative!), airplanes, sanity

I'd like to meet:

If interested in pursuing me for a relationship, please fill out the 5 part application and essay and return it with $65 for processing.Your submission will be ajudicated by the panel and you will be notified by mail in 4-6 weeks of the panel's decision.Narcissists need not apply.Jeff reserves the right to revoke accepted status at his discretion.Jeff is not an equal opportunity boyfriend

Music:

Punk, Rock, PunkRock, Indie, Hardcore, Club Shit

Movies:

The Squid and the Whale, Blades of Glory, Hot Fuzz, Talladega Nights, jackass (all), Orange County, Freddy Got Fingered, Office Space, Clerks (both), Joe Dirt, Orgazmo, Old School, Anchorman, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The movies I've made, The movies I'm going to make...

Television:

Adult Swim, Planet Earth, The Bum Life!

Books:

Under the Banner of Heaven, The Life of Pi, Into the Wild, Jesusland, The Glass Castle, Everythings Eventual, Mr. Know It All, Into Thin Air, We the People (one of the only text books that I actually really enjoy reading! And it's on a topic super dry...Politics!!! Thanks Thomas Patterson your a fag) The book I'm writing...

Heroes:

Myself (If I may be so self-indulgent)And just to be a little more vain but this section I am the most proud of, Wikipedia any one of these people!The Wright Bros. Travis Pastrana, Joe Arpaio, Beck Bristow, Zig Ziglar, Eli Roth, Nicolaus Copernicus (A fellow Pole), Taddy Blazusiak (Ha another Polak), Mike Rowe, Howard Hughes, Alexander Hamilton, Jody Williams, Cesar Estrada Chavez, Desmond Tutu, Jackie Robinson, Carol Donald, Nola Ochs, Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, Albert Einstein, Dick Hoyt, Rick Hoyt, Liz Murray, Norman Rockwell, everyday people like you and me.

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:19:00 PST

Rolled the Mean Streets of Escondido with Josh today. Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:00:00 PST

Broke myself and my bike fairly quickly today, but got some good pictures! What’d you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:10:00 PST

Wanted to take a picture of myself today. Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:00:00 PST

Found inspiration is everywhere today! Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:45:00 PST

Enjoyed the rain water squishing through my socks as I took these photos today. Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

Built a carrier and got to dance and drink all night! Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:54:00 PST

Bowling today! Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:55:00 PST

Enjoyed taco tuesday with 2 of my favorite ladies today. What’d you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:55:00 PST

Was lazy and slept all day today. Whatd you do?

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Posted by Jeff!...1 of 1! on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:22:00 PST