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Mark Tater

The ladies know I'm dead sexeh! They all want my bodeh.

About Me

I was once a professional body builder and back in the glory days I was comparable to Arnold Slazenger. I am in despair that I was forced to stop my professional career due to a disfiguring viral growth on my face and the loss of control of my sphincter.

Anyways, I am an absolute ladies man. If you want to talk sometime, send me a message, and I will respond!

My Interests

Poontang, anime videos, donuts, cheese danishes, peanut butter, salad dressing, yellow mustard.

I'd like to meet:

People with an uncontrollable hunger for my home-made mayonnaise.

Music:

James Brown, Missy Eliot, Madonna, Kelis, Elton John, John Secada, Metallica, David Hasselhoff. I dig music and music digs me.

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Television:

Nash, Soul Train, The Price is Right, Fox News, Sesame Street, Spider Man.

Books:

My eyes do not read very well.

Heroes:

Me, myself, and I.

Also my dog Rex who once brought a 5 foot long turd into this world. RIP, brother.