Having sex with old people.
Probably not you.
Canadian pop
ESB. Also anything you can easily MST. (And yes, I love acronyms)
Disney Afternoon, Arli$$, Seinfeld, Battlestar Galactica, X-Files, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Microserfs, The Cryptonomicon, Days Between Stations, Paradox Press Factoid Book series, Star Wars novels.
Kevin Rose