About Me
a to z on the x|o|m|d:
anxious, bittersweet, caustic, dreamy, exuberant, freewheeling, gradualist, harbinger, illicit, jumbled, kid-like, low, meandering, nimble, observant, panivorous (like 'peggybits'), quixotic, rambunctious, saltant, telestic, urbanoligist, volatile, whistler, wogger, xenophilous, yawn cry, zoot zoot
a few of my favorite things:
ant farms, ballet, barefoot in the tall grass, birdhouses, circuses, craft days, dj'n, elbows, elephants, fairy tales, fixa, flux art, foods swimming in olive oil, funny bones, french fries, french new wave, ghost stories, holy bathrooms, hearts/horses on wheels, hot cocoa, ice cream, joseph cornell, jumping in puddles, katamari damacy, kites, letterpress, lucid dreams, lucky stuff, oceans, paris, porch swings, puppets, snugging, sand castles, sandygolightly, san-x, snow caves, striped stockings, sverige, records, road trips, robots, trains, tree houses, tops, typography, topography, umbrellas, velocity, velvet, whack-a-mole, wogging, wonderment, xylophones, yoyo's, zebras
a few of my least favorite words:
doily (spoken with obnoxious east coast accent, this word can actually stun me, inducing serious cringes/painful side effects), utilize (PLEASE TRY NOT TO ________ THIS WORD!), moist, tender, mamma jamma, scrotum and sac (two of the ugliest words in the english language--'cept for maybe 'doily'), unit, coupon (when pronounced (cue-pahn)), status, antiquing (fuck that! When I'm out buying shoes I wouldn't say I'm shoeing), irregardless (please, I'm really not a word snob, but not around me!), partay (as in party-- i know the drug connotations of 'partaying' vs 'partying' but its no excuse! that word is so obnoxious! and besides we all know drugs are for watching fish)
alphabet soup:
A is for Anatomy, for Arms and Arteries and the rest of the 'part-of-me's'.
B is for Balance and Belonging and Best wishes for bucketloads of Baisers (kisses)... Because?... Just Because!
C is for Cupid! Stupid. And of course: Carport Cave-ins on Copulating Cougars.
D is for Double Dog Dares and the Digging of holes Down Deep.
E is for Elephants, that never Ever forget.
F is for Favorites, like Fantasies or Fairy tales of Farms full of Five-legged Unicorn Whales. Fancy that!
G is for good good luck like gazing upon a giggling ghost or some kind of gigantic thing with gossamer wings.
H is for Hearts/Horses (on wheels). Look how very far they can go!
I is for Igloo drawings made out of Invisible Ink.
J is for Joie de Vivre! To me it means: The Joy of Life's Discoveries. Please note: JLD's are in direct relation to the complexity of one's jubilant search.
K is for Kites, Kool-Aid-flavored Kiss Attacks and Krispy Kritters,, that are all flakey and black.
L is for La La La Songs, Lullabies, and Lovebirds left to be alone.
M is for...
N is for Newton Figg. Boss Figg to you and me.
"Dey stole my heart!" nagged Figg.
"Deliver de liver to me!" croaked Figg.
So... de boys went out to stab de men.
To stab dem in de abdomen.
O is for Oven Mitts and Omelettes and Other Ostensibly Omdidillyscrumptiouslyscrumpticious,, bits.
P is for Puppets, like Ponce de Leon & PurrStephanie and the Ghosts of Disco F.O.Y. you see!
Q is for Quite Quiet the opposite of Quiet Riot. Q is the symbol for glutamine but also the name of a character in a few Star Trek scenes.
R is for Rare and when i think of the word
its nothing exotic or strange or absurd
but the mere thought of how utterly true
is the simple scarcity in this world
of people like you.
S is for Sneaky, like Secretly Sneaking a keepsake into your Sweethearts pocket.
T is for Told You So's and Time To Go's and the oh so mysterious space between Toes.
U is for unscrambling unmistakable mysteries like that of the crionnu.
V is for Vaudeville, and Villians who shout!
and vondering vhat life is all about!!
W is for Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda's,,
And to these you say, "Why bother with the past?...
Wonderboy/Wondergirl life's just begun! Turn your sorrow into Wonder!"
X is for Xavier Cugat who hits the spot.
Y is for YawnCry,,. YawnCries happen when you're all sleepy and yawny--or when you're super duper yawny like when you're "Yanni Live at The Acropolis".
Z is for Zinedine Zidane... Or as the French might say: C'est Zizou à vous!! (That's Zizou to you!!)
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